IC Prospective

[polariity]

Character: The Psiioniic (Artollo Apemis)
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: James/Tri
Plot Specific: N

Alright, you little mixed group of magical disaster, just a heads up for the next class. Since variety is the spice of life, you get to choose just how to pass my next class from one of two ways. Generous, no?

Behind door number one, you get to write up an essay on using an unconventional area of magical study or spells in a fight. If you really need an example, here's one: using Care of Magical Creatures to raise up an army of Kneazles to conquer all of the British Isles. I'm sure Professor Vantas-Leijon could give you pointers on that particular, eheheheheh.

Behind door number two is something for the more physical of students, those who like doing a bit more spellwork than penwork. Last class we all went over the importance of the Shield Charm. Well, it's going to be the star again, as you must be able to cast a decent shield by the next time we meet. I will be testing the strength of it personally.

Now now, you don't have to worry. I won't throw you across the room with the force of whatever spell I use while I'm testing your shield.

I'm aiming to get someone in the lake. Nice weather for a swim.

Like usual, I'm available for any questions you might have about either assignment.

Comments

[polariity]

Still can't hear you!

Although while we're talking to each other, I just would like to remind you as my students are still students and are thus learning. If they accidentally mis-aim a spell, they can't be blamed, and any attempt to get them in trouble would be brought up with the Headmaster.

[quasistellar]

You seem to be hearing me just fine, given that veiled threat. Meanwhile, I'd like to remind you that telling your students to aim spells in the direction of other teachers' classrooms will also be brought up with the Headmaster.

[She swears she's heard him do it. Just to piss her off.]

[polariity]

I still haven't heard an apology, Professor Peixes.

[quasistellar]

[She positively hisses.]

Fine. My sincerest apologies for daring to ask for a moment of your time to discuss an issue. Now, I haven't heard one from you for telling your students to aim spells at my equipment. This is the third telescope I have had to replace this month, and if I had my way about it, their prices would be coming from your pay packet.

[polariity]

Therrrre we go.

[No one else can sound like more of a smug douche.]

Eheheheh. I'll see about talking to them, Professor Peixes. See if I can't help improve their aim. So lovely chatting with you.

[quasistellar]

[She wants to hex that douchey smile right off his face.]

Very well.

[And she storms off in a huff.

For all of five seconds.

Have fun with that Bat-Bogey Hex, Arty.]

[polariity]

[Now now, just what did he say he would be testing his own students on? With nothing more than a sharp grin, Artollo quickly throws up a Shield Charm in quick defense before retaliating with a charm- aimed towards those shoes of hers. She really outta dance more, and that spell should get those shoes moving.]

Why, Professor Peixes, is that a duel declaration?

[quasistellar]

[Oh, she heard that part. It's why she's quick to throw up her own Shield Charm, a toothy grin on her face.]

Why, yes. Yes, it most certainly is.

[He wants a duel, that's what he'll get: first an Impediment Charm followed by a Stinging Jinx.]

[polariity]

[Another shield, then a hop.]

Now now! Watch out or a spell might accidentally go towards your tower!

[He shoots off another spell, but it purposefully go wizzing past her... only to hit some poor student's books, which all transfigure into angry geese. Watch your head, Con!]