IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

[givesyouaboner]

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yES,
yOU CAN DEFINITELY, uH, wRITE ANYTHING IN HERE,
bUT YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL,
bECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU, mIGHT WRITE SOMETHING YOU DON'T,
uH, wANT OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE,
aND IN FACT SOME TIMES, iT'S JUST, bETTER NOT TO WRITE ANYTHING,
aT ALL,

[givesyouaboner]

You sound like you're speaking from experience.
What did you write about? Cheating on a math test?
That's kind of dumb.
Everyone knows you can find anything on the internet.
Or journals. Whatever.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

hAAAH,
yES, tHAT IS TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED,
aND i WILL TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND, uH,
uSE THE INTERNET FROM NOW ON, fOR ALL MY FUTURE,
mATH NEEDS,

tHANKS,

[givesyouaboner]

You should be more careful.
One of my classmates was stupid and went on this website called Yahoo!Answers.
Do you know it?
Anyway, he asked for an answer to his homework and his teacher saw it.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, i HAVE HEARD OF YAHOO!ANSWERS,
bUT i PREFER ASKING JEEVES, pERSONALLY,
hE KNOWS A LOT!
aND IS ACTUALLY VERY NICE,

[givesyouaboner]

Haha are you serious?
Nobody uses Ask Jeeves anymore.
Let me guess; you use Internet Explorer too, don't you?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO,

uHH,

i,

iS THERE A PROBLEM, wITH INTERNET EXPLORER,

aLSO PLEASE DON'T, uH, iNSULT JEEVES,
IT'S RUDE, aND HE IS MY FRIEND,

[givesyouaboner]

Only grandmas would use IE.
How are you friends with a website?
All it consists of is hypertext and out-dated algorithms.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH A PUPPET,
tHEN, uH,
i CAN BE FRIENDS WITH JEEVES,

[givesyouaboner]

I guess so.
You can't touch Jeeves though.
How are you going to give him skin?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHY WOULD i GIVE HIM MY SKIN?

[givesyouaboner]

That's what bros do.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHAT SOUNDS PAINFUL,

[givesyouaboner]

I suppose it could be, if your knuckles are injured.
But if that's the case, why do it?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oHHH, yOU MEAN FISTBUMPING!

[givesyouaboner]

Uh, yeah.
What else would I mean?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iT SOUNDED LIKE, uH, yOU MEANT SOMETHING MORE LITERAL,

[givesyouaboner]

Oh. Ew. No.
I'm not into any of that Silence of the Lambs stuff.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sILENCE OF THE LAMBS?
iS THAT LIKE, a NEW SPECIES OF LAMB, tHAT ARE VERY SILENT?
aND, uH, gOING WITH THE SUBJECT OF THE CONVERSATION,
lIKE TO EAT SKIN?

[givesyouaboner]

It's a book and a movie.
You haven't heard it it?
It's got a cannibal in it, sure.
He's classy. Eats his liver with frava beans and chianti.
There was also another guy that liked to make clothes out of skin.

1/2

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHH,

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Except he can't manage anything more eloquent than...]

eWWWW,

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah, I know. Skin suits are so not en vogue this season.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i REALLY HOPE THAT THEY, wON'T EVER BE,
bECAUSE THAT WOULD, uH, bE REALLY DISTURBING, aND, i THINK ILLEGAL,

[givesyouaboner]

With clothing, yeah.
But eating? Not a problem at all.
In fact that's what we'd have for Thanksgiving back in Texas.
Waste not, want not.

_{[Minus the fact he's only been to Texas once, and it certainly wasn't during the Thanksgiving season. Nor has he ever celebrated it.]}