Who Let This Guy In Again

[hihohalley_away]

Character: Grandpa "Jacob" Harley
Mun: Ryuuto
Plot specific: N

1.

[It's pretty easy finding this old man. He's usually wandering the grounds, but today it looks like he's searching for something specific. What the hell this guy's looking for is hard to tell even at the best of times.]

2.

Good afternoon students! I trust you're all doing well today?

First off, to my students in Care of Magical Creatures: we're doing something different today. I'm sure you'll all enjoy a more hands-on experience with what I've got lined up for you all!

[That...may or may not be a good sign.]

To my fellow teachers: I, ah, misplaced a box of...well. Just don't try to open it, please, especially if you have shiny objects around you! Or even on you. They're utterly harmless, but they simply can't help being attracted to shiny things and might try to steal them.

Comments

[hihohalley_away]

Perhaps you give me too much credit, Strider!

And with that, my curiosity has left me completely.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Or maybe you don't give yourself enough credit.

And that's for the best.

[hihohalley_away]

Touche. I concede the point, but I think it's more fun to "steal" this color.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fine, see if I care. Steal it all you want, but they're gonna like me more than you regardless. So there.