Who Let This Guy In Again

[hihohalley_away]

Character: Grandpa "Jacob" Harley
Mun: Ryuuto
Plot specific: N

1.

[It's pretty easy finding this old man. He's usually wandering the grounds, but today it looks like he's searching for something specific. What the hell this guy's looking for is hard to tell even at the best of times.]

2.

Good afternoon students! I trust you're all doing well today?

First off, to my students in Care of Magical Creatures: we're doing something different today. I'm sure you'll all enjoy a more hands-on experience with what I've got lined up for you all!

[That...may or may not be a good sign.]

To my fellow teachers: I, ah, misplaced a box of...well. Just don't try to open it, please, especially if you have shiny objects around you! Or even on you. They're utterly harmless, but they simply can't help being attracted to shiny things and might try to steal them.

Comments

2

[plushaeusrumpified]

Excuse you, but this beautiful shade of black ink has already been claimed. You should find a new one. I don't take kindly to ink thievery.

Also you should learn to keep your niffler under control before I decide to take matters into my own hand.

[Wonk.]

[wwistful]

I'll keep my eye out for it, but you should probably be more careful in the future, Professor.

Who knows who could find it...

[papatiger]

Harley, I think I found your box! Mischievous buggers, aren't they? I must say they are quite affectionate, if chaotic.

2!

[toocoolforthis]

So, on a scale of one to French Revolution, how likely is it that someone will get decapitated in class today?

[amotherwilldo]

You have me curious.
What is in the box?

[when_turks_fly]

[ This particular response, while written in familiar script, is written hastily with the occasional stress mark hinting at an abrupt pause. There are some rather haphazard prints coming in as well. ]

Professor Harley, my classroom. Now, please. Should you happen to pass a student with a wand and the proper know-how on the way, I would greatly appreciate it if you brought them along. Just how many

The doors will be open to you.

[stubbornskeptic]

Misplaced a box of what?