IC Prospective: Transfiguration Teacher; E. Aster Bunnymund

[inkedbunny]

Character: E. Aster Bunnymund
Mun: Keeping a secret unless something sticks
Plot specific: No.

I know that with Christmas coming up, everyone's really, not all that interested in class work. So you're all catching a break from me for the moment. 

Bonza, right?

Yeah, don't think yourselves that lucky.

My 1st and 2nd year anklebiters are going to be working on getting birds into water goblets and rats into bird cages. 

3rd and 4th years; you’re gonna be practising transfiguring what the little tackers break in their classes back to what it was in the first place.

5th years; You're going to love this one 5th's we're making eggs into Ferrets, and you're going to look after them for a week then turn them back into eggs. Broken and bad eggs are going to lose you points, so best be good to your ferret.

6th years; Doll houses into wardrobes. And it can’t look like the doll house used to, so you gotta be creative for this.

7th years, all I'm going to tell you is that it's going to involve deer. 

Comments

[inkedbunny]

Professor Bunnymund, and if you're going to die, wait till after exams.

The interesting part is seeing if you can actually take care of something for a change.

[bringsthefrost]

Hey, I could take care of something if I wanted to.

How am I doing?

[inkedbunny]

Yeah, and you're gonna prove it to me by raising a ferret for a week.

Not that it's about time you managed to seem responsible.

really well!

[bringsthefrost]

I'm a teenager, Bunny - sorry, Professor Bunny - it's my job to be irresponsible.

Fantastic!

[inkedbunny]

You know. I don't really enjoy taking points from students. But I'm going to start doing it if you're gonna keep saying my name wrong.

And as a teenager, it's your job to lead an example to the lower years.

I'm enjoying this thread ydek

[bringsthefrost]

I added Professor, what else do you want me to do?

I lead an example. Just on my own terms.

So am I omg

[inkedbunny]

It's Bunnymund. And you know it.

Yeah, they're not terms I want you to lead with.

I hope Jack is okay

[bringsthefrost]

Right, right. Must've skipped my mind.

Just what kind of terms do you want from me then?

I'm really enjoying Jack!

[inkedbunny]

Yeah, I bet it did, mate.

You're meant to be respectable, and a good role model. And don't kill the ferret.

I'm glad :3

[bringsthefrost]

Hey, I could always call you Professor Kangaroo if you really want.

I'm only going to be respectable when I start being respected and personally I think I'm already a good role model.

The ferret's safe, mate.

[inkedbunny]

Yeah. Being Australian doesn't mean you can call me a Kanagroo.

It's not like you've given yourself a reason to be respected, and you're not a role model, by any stretch of the imagination.

Your grade depends on it being safe.

[bringsthefrost]

Your imagination anyway.

It's not like I'm going to turn it into a frosted ferretflake.

[inkedbunny]

The faculties imagination. You've gotta pull your socks up, mate, or you're not going to get anywhere, once you graduate.

With you, you can never be too sure.

[bringsthefrost]

Yeah yeah. I've got it under control.

A guy turns a floor or two into an ice rink and once or twice and suddenly he's a delinquent.

[inkedbunny]

What you have isn't control.

It's your timing that adds to making you a delinquent, mate.

[bringsthefrost]

My grades have been a heck of a lot better than they were last year.

All work and no play would just make people more stressed about exams.

[inkedbunny]

Yeah, and I'm not the only one surprised by that either.

Play is not messing around with snow and ice charms. And play is not filling a teachers office with snow during an exam period, either.

[bringsthefrost]

You're not still mad about that, are you?

[inkedbunny]

Yes.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't be trying harder to be a good student.

[bringsthefrost]

Will it get you off my back if I do?

[inkedbunny]

Pretty sure everyone will, mate.

[bringsthefrost]

Good.

[inkedbunny]

Look forward to seeing you impress me, mate.