IC Prospective: Timon (fifth year)

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Character: Timon Berkowitz
Mun: Takato
Plot specific: N

Note to self: don't ever eat bugs again.

Even on a dare.

Or drunk.

There's nothing worse than feeling something wriggle down your throat and then belching it up later.

Just because it was fun when I was a kid doesn't mean it's fun now.

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

Great! Did you forget anything else that happened after you ate these insects?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Well...I can't remember most of it after a certain point.

Pumbaa kind of had to carry me back to my room.

[I need to finish uploading icons]

[bonafide_divinity]

Did you at least [inkblot] No, you obviously didn't know what kind of bugs they were since they turned out to be the kind that make you pass out and vomit.

/paps

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Actually...I'm pretty sure they were snails.

[bonafide_divinity]

[pause]

Did you at least take them out of the shells before you ate them?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

...Yeeeeeees?

[bonafide_divinity]

Timon.... That shouldn't have been a question.

Did you take them out of their shells first or not?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

I'm pretty sure I did.

Snail slurping does involve taking them out of their shells, Tulio.

...er...

[bonafide_divinity]

You say that as if you've done this before.

Multiple times.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.