IC Prospective: Timon (fifth year)

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Character: Timon Berkowitz
Mun: Takato
Plot specific: N

Note to self: don't ever eat bugs again.

Even on a dare.

Or drunk.

There's nothing worse than feeling something wriggle down your throat and then belching it up later.

Just because it was fun when I was a kid doesn't mean it's fun now.

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

You ate bugs. Plural.

[inkblot]

What on Earth would possess you to do that?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Look, don't even ask me what I was thinking, Tulio, because I can't even remember.

[bonafide_divinity]

Great! Did you forget anything else that happened after you ate these insects?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Well...I can't remember most of it after a certain point.

Pumbaa kind of had to carry me back to my room.

[I need to finish uploading icons]

[bonafide_divinity]

Did you at least [inkblot] No, you obviously didn't know what kind of bugs they were since they turned out to be the kind that make you pass out and vomit.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You deserve that misery.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Yeah, I kind of figured I'd get one of these reactions.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

At least you knew that was coming. I guess whatever you ate will go with the eight spiders you'll eat in the year.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

...You Ravenclaws really know how to weird a guy out, you know that?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Says the fool who ate bugs while drunk.

Voice

[theycallmemisterpig]

[Dramatic, wheezy gasping.]

Timooon!

Voice

[metaphoricalhorizons]

[Oh jeez this isn't good.]

Talk to me, buddy. What's wrong?

Voice

[theycallmemisterpig]

No! Don't call me buddy anymore, Timon. We can't be friends anymore! I'm disowning you! I'm severing this friendship!

Voice

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Wait, what? Why?

Voice

[theycallmemisterpig]

Don't act like you don't know, Timon.

[moveslikejaeger]

i think bugs are pretty good actually good source of protein a bit hard to catch tho

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Well...they weren't really that bad...kind of crunchy.

Wait, why am I entertaining the thought of eating them again?

[moveslikejaeger]

the crunch is the best part i think have you ever had chocolate dipped ants? those are pretty awesome

because why not?

[metaphoricalhorizons]

That has to be the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

...I guess yolo, though I prefer hakuna matata.

[moveslikejaeger]

hang around me long enough and im sure youll hear weirder

both are very good i think!

Voice

[injectified]

[Batty always posts voice, and he always toes the line between talking and shouting really, really closely.]

Why would you eat bugs? You're not an owl; bugs are nasty, nasty to eat if you're not an owl!

...Have I ever eaten a bug?

Voice

[metaphoricalhorizons]

...You question why I eat bugs and then you wonder if you've ever eaten any.

Classic Batty.

Voice

[injectified]

Classic me? Is that like, um... Original Batty? I didn't know I was being imitated. I definitely don't think I come in other flavors.

Voice

[metaphoricalhorizons]

No no no, I mean it's just like you to say something like that.

Voice

[injectified]

Oh! That makes more sense! I was thinking, you know, Coke. Stuff like that. Classic Coke. Secret formulas.