dressrobes | IC Prospective: Timon (fifth year)

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IC Prospective: Timon (fifth year)

Character: Timon Berkowitz
Mun: Takato
Plot specific: N

Note to self: don't ever eat bugs again.

Even on a dare.

Or drunk.

There's nothing worse than feeling something wriggle down your throat and then belching it up later.

Just because it was fun when I was a kid doesn't mean it's fun now.

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You ate bugs. Plural.

[inkblot]

What on Earth would possess you to do that?

You deserve that misery.

Look, don't even ask me what I was thinking, Tulio, because I can't even remember.

Yeah, I kind of figured I'd get one of these reactions.

At least you knew that was coming. I guess whatever you ate will go with the eight spiders you'll eat in the year.

Great! Did you forget anything else that happened after you ate these insects?

Well...I can't remember most of it after a certain point.

Pumbaa kind of had to carry me back to my room.

Edited 2012-09-14 06:32 (UTC)

...You Ravenclaws really know how to weird a guy out, you know that?

Says the fool who ate bugs while drunk.

And there's your life lesson from this, kid. Never get drunk. You'll almost always be assured to do stupid things.

You should put that in the yearbook.

...Huh. Good idea. Glad I thought of it.

Excuse me? I think I just thought about breaking your fingers.

[Dramatic, wheezy gasping.]

Timooon!

Oh. Er...of course I meant good idea, kid. No wonder you're a Ravenclaw.

[Oh jeez this isn't good.]

Talk to me, buddy. What's wrong?

No! Don't call me buddy anymore, Timon. We can't be friends anymore! I'm disowning you! I'm severing this friendship!

Wait, what? Why?

Don't act like you don't know, Timon.

i think bugs are pretty good actually good source of protein a bit hard to catch tho

How can I know what when you won't tell me why?

C'mon, you would't disown me. We've been buddies since my first year! Remember?

But...but... You said you don't like bugs! I've had bugs, Timon, they're fantastic!

Well...they weren't really that bad...kind of crunchy.

Wait, why am I entertaining the thought of eating them again?

the crunch is the best part i think have you ever had chocolate dipped ants? those are pretty awesome

because why not?

I was just saying it's not a good idea to eat them after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Calm down, Pumbaa. I still like them.

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