IC Prospective: Timon (fifth year)

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Character: Timon Berkowitz
Mun: Takato
Plot specific: N

Note to self: don't ever eat bugs again.

Even on a dare.

Or drunk.

There's nothing worse than feeling something wriggle down your throat and then belching it up later.

Just because it was fun when I was a kid doesn't mean it's fun now.

Comments

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You deserve that misery.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Yeah, I kind of figured I'd get one of these reactions.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

At least you knew that was coming. I guess whatever you ate will go with the eight spiders you'll eat in the year.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

...You Ravenclaws really know how to weird a guy out, you know that?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Says the fool who ate bugs while drunk.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

And there's your life lesson from this, kid. Never get drunk. You'll almost always be assured to do stupid things.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You should put that in the yearbook.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

...Huh. Good idea. Glad I thought of it.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Excuse me? I think I just thought about breaking your fingers.

[metaphoricalhorizons]

Oh. Er...of course I meant good idea, kid. No wonder you're a Ravenclaw.