IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[inator]

...You lost me.

No! I'm telling you! Traumatic!

[skullsandstuff]

If you're a normal person who makes mistakes from time to time, and you can't read each other's minds to see what you're thinking, you could offend yourself.

It seems more like your friends were jerks than that it was the fault of this RPG stuff. Maybe you should try again with people that aren't jerks. And not allow anyone to bring milk.

[inator]

But I could forgive them if they were ms!

Everyone is a jerk, though!

[skullsandstuff]

So you can't forgive anyone but yourself? Maybe that's why you think everyone's a jerk. Because you're one, and everyone likes to assume that they're the norm.

[inator]

You are really hard to argue with...

[skullsandstuff]

I'm just trying to be fair.

[inator]

Why?

[skullsandstuff]

Why not?