IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

You had me at clones then lost me at the childhood trauma.

[inator]

Then we can focus on the clone part!

[semiaquatic]

No.

Specially if you use it on yourself.

[eighttimeshandy]

You're not going to ramble off into childhood trauma at frequent intervals, are you?

[remembertheroses]

What are clones, Professor?

[inator]

Well, not if nobody is going to be a good listener.

[inator]

Who else am I going to use it on? I'm certainly not going to use it on you.

[inator]

A clone is a copy of a person! Your clone would be just like you.

Hopefully. The magic could go horribly wrong, I suppose.

[remembertheroses]

Like a magical portrait?

[inator]

Exactly! But a clone!

[eighttimeshandy]

It just gets in the way of the act of learning!

[mabelangelo]

professor dorfensmits doofelsmort doofenshmirtz!!

i think that would be AWESOME!
you can count me in on wanting to help!!

even though i think the rpg club would be kinda fun but thats more dippers club than mine

[inator]

Well, of course I'm not going to do it in class, sheesh!

[inator]

Alright, cool! Counting one in! Soon you can have dozens of Mabels running around, and-- Okay, that might be a little overwhelming. But I guess we should all of have equal access to cloning rights or whatever!

He might be having fun now, but wait until they turn on him!

[mysterytwin]

Somehow I think clones would be a bad idea.

[Speaking from experience here!]

[inator]

That's how you know it's a good idea! When other people tell you it's bad!

[remembertheroses]

[She still doesn't really get it, but a flash of inspiration finds her a close substitute.]

A twin?

[inator]

Eh, yeah, okay!

[skullsandstuff]

You're kind of easily traumatized. If you had more yous you'd probably end up offending yourself.

[remembertheroses]

So I get a sister then?

[mysterytwin]

Don't you think that's kind of backwards? What if they turn on you like they do in the movies?

[eighttimeshandy]

Riiiiiiiight. You'll excuse my skepticism, I hope.

[inator]

But they won't! Because I wouldn't turn on me, and they're mes!

[mysterytwin]

How do you know that when they only look like you but have minds of their own?

[inator]

No way, that's the whole point! Or part of it, anyway. Other mes would understand me!

And I am not easily traumatized. It was a very emotional experience!