IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[mysterytwin]

How do you know that when they only look like you but have minds of their own?

[inator]

Well, I'll make sure they aren't like that.

[mysterytwin]

Soooooo you'll make them brainless zombies?

[inator]

Not brainless. Me-brained.

You're not a very good listener.

[mysterytwin]

But if you take away their freedom of will, they're just going to be mindless...

You know what? Never mind. I think my brain just hurt itself.

[inator]

Sometimes that happens when your brain tries to comprehend genius.

[mysterytwin]

Actually that's what happens when my brain can't comprehend anything you say.

[inator]

Exactly! Because of the genius!

[mysterytwin]

Nooooooo, because it's technically impossible, only your brain doesn't recognize that and thinks it's a good idea.

[inator]

You are a very rude kid, you know that?

[mysterytwin]

I'm not rude. I'm just being logical.

[inator]

I call it rude.

[mysterytwin]

Call it what you will, but it's logic at the end of the day.

[inator]

Well, fine, you can call it that.