IC: Prospective: Meenah Peixes!

[queenbeach]

Character: Meenah Peixes
Mun: Xep
Plot specific: N/A

Hey, kelp! There's so many nerds in my classes! And they suck...erfish! Who lets more than one Ravenclaw in the same room anemoneway? All they do is glub-glub-glub aboat absolutely nofin finportant! Ain't no one got time for all their cullshit!

Comments

[ladyliberty]

That was actually painful.

[queenbeach]

Wanna fight aboat it?

[ladyliberty]

You have a problem.

[queenbeach]

Water you glubbin' boat? Ain't no problem for me.

[ladyliberty]

Talk about nerds, at least they're not the ones talking in puns.

[queenbeach]

Hey, doofish, clam up about my puns. They are SO much beta than anything the nerds call crayative.

[ladyliberty]

They're really not. I mean suckerfish? Anemoneway? Are you even trying? I don't think doofish is even a thing.

[queenbeach]

Oh yeah, well why don't you just clamscray before I poke you full o' holes! Stupid beaches ain't worth my time!

[ladyliberty]

You're going to poke me full of holes?

Is that another pun thing or like some kind of fetish?

1/2

[queenbeach]

It means poking with a fork. Like a big fork. Like... a trident. Hells yeah.

[queenbeach]

But seriously I'm gonna bait the shit outta you if you don't clam up right min-now.

[ladyliberty]

Okay, min-now actually made me laugh. I'll give you that one.

[queenbeach]

Cod-damn you're annoying! I'm sea-rious, I will stab you!

[ladyliberty]

How'd you sneak a trident into the castle?

[queenbeach]

...Well, I haven't yet. But who says I gutta sneak it in? The mermaids down in the lake've got some pretty stabby ones. Til then, steak-knives.

[ladyliberty]

You still gotta get it from the lake into the castle, right? Unless you think I'm gonna come along with you while you go get it.

I'm betting they're not super keen on lending those things to humans, anyway, no matter how many fish puns you make.

[queenbeach]

Security ain't so tough if I can sneak out after curfew. [Shrug.]

Hey, I'm the best swimmer in the sea. Fishy beaches don't stand a chance; if I want a trident I am guttin' a trident. And you're the first thing I'm usin' it on.

[ladyliberty]

I'm flattered.

[queenbeach]

Cod-damnit, don't you get scared o' anything? [And the next sentence is spoken slowly and clearly.] I am going to stab you.

[ladyliberty]

Not of you, no. Seems like it's botherin' you.

[queenbeach]

It ain't botherin' me, your ugly mug can do whatever the hell it wants. Ain't my fault if you're too stupid to understand when you're in danger, doofish.

[ladyliberty]

Or maybe I'm just not scared of you.

[queenbeach]

Yeah, that means you're stupid. Anyone smart'd be runnin' for the hills.

[ladyliberty]

You ever stabbed anyone before? Or am I gonna be your first?

[queenbeach]

You're the first that's gonna die this hard. But yeah, I've stabbed plenty of people. I'm a pretty stabby person.

[ladyliberty]

Awww... I thought what we had was special.

[queenbeach]

I ain't got no clue what you're glubbin' boat. Again. You're weird.

[quasistellar]

Language, Meenah.

[queenbeach]

I can say what I want when I want. Beach.

[quasistellar]

And I can throw my own daughter in detention for it. Don't think I won't.

[queenbeach]

Detention, schmeltention. You ain't keepin' me nowhere. [And she sticks her tongue out.]

[quasistellar]

Meenah.

[You know that tone of voice your mother gets when she is seriously about to lose it? This is that tone.]

[queenbeach]

[She hesitates. Briefly. Ever so briefly.]

What now?

[quasistellar]

You're better than this kind of behavior, and you know it. Don't let yourself down like this.

[queenbeach]

What if I like my behavior, what then?

[bubblingover]

Meenah! They're your classmates, you should have more respect for them!!

[queenbeach]

Ain't nothing but nerds, who even likes them! [Rolling her eyes here. So hard.]

[bubblingover]

Meenah, stop judging a book by its cover! Most of them are quite nice and friendly and are willing to help out with homework and such if you ask. They are more than just 'nerds'.

[ooooh don't you roll your eyes at fef. She not going to back down.]

[queenbeach]

Yeah, uh-uh. They're nerds. Nerdy nerdy blabby nerds. I don't care how friendly they are, they are nerds and they talk too much. I don't need no help from them and I don't need to listen to them talk, neither.

[bubblingover]

[Siiiiighs.]

Please, don't come crying then when you are failing all your classes and you need help. I doubt anyone from Ravenclaw would be willing to help you then.

How are you suppose to get along with anyone from school, if you act like this?! Seriously Meenah!

[queenbeach]

My classes are fine. [SHRUG.] Ain't my problem if no one's worth the trouble 'round here. I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than hang with anyone I've met so far. [She gets a silver star for not even trying.]

[bubblingover]

[Riiiiises eyebrow.] Last i hear from mum, you weren't doing so well in Astronomy or charms for that matter. Explain that

So, what? I am going to be your only friend at Hogwarts? Are you seriously going to hang out with just me, for the next 3 years?

[queenbeach]

That's not important. I got those covered. [Waves it off.]

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I'll finally meet someone cool. Except probably not.

[bubblingover]

Really now? You have it absolute 100% covered, not failing any classes at all?

[Fef is forever sighing.] Well you seem to spent a lot of time with Aranea, she would count as a friend, right?

[queenbeach]

Yup. Sure. Whatever.

Okay, yeah, she counts too. Maybe. Sort of. As long as her mouth is shut.

[doctorkishitani]

On the contrary, I've seen some very fascinating discussions take place in our common room.
Maybe you should talk to us more often.

[queenbeach]

Aw heeeeeells no, I ain't talkin' to no nerds! I haddock enough o' that in year one, fishbait.

[bonafide_divinity]

Suck...erfish?

That was terrible.

[queenbeach]

Hey, I'm tryin', that's what counts. Wanna gimme somefin beta?