IC: Prospective: Meenah Peixes!

[queenbeach]

Character: Meenah Peixes
Mun: Xep
Plot specific: N/A

Hey, kelp! There's so many nerds in my classes! And they suck...erfish! Who lets more than one Ravenclaw in the same room anemoneway? All they do is glub-glub-glub aboat absolutely nofin finportant! Ain't no one got time for all their cullshit!

Comments

[ladyliberty]

They're really not. I mean suckerfish? Anemoneway? Are you even trying? I don't think doofish is even a thing.

[queenbeach]

Oh yeah, well why don't you just clamscray before I poke you full o' holes! Stupid beaches ain't worth my time!

[ladyliberty]

You're going to poke me full of holes?

Is that another pun thing or like some kind of fetish?

1/2

[queenbeach]

It means poking with a fork. Like a big fork. Like... a trident. Hells yeah.

[queenbeach]

But seriously I'm gonna bait the shit outta you if you don't clam up right min-now.

[ladyliberty]

Okay, min-now actually made me laugh. I'll give you that one.

[queenbeach]

Cod-damn you're annoying! I'm sea-rious, I will stab you!

[ladyliberty]

How'd you sneak a trident into the castle?

[queenbeach]

...Well, I haven't yet. But who says I gutta sneak it in? The mermaids down in the lake've got some pretty stabby ones. Til then, steak-knives.

[ladyliberty]

You still gotta get it from the lake into the castle, right? Unless you think I'm gonna come along with you while you go get it.

I'm betting they're not super keen on lending those things to humans, anyway, no matter how many fish puns you make.

[queenbeach]

Security ain't so tough if I can sneak out after curfew. [Shrug.]

Hey, I'm the best swimmer in the sea. Fishy beaches don't stand a chance; if I want a trident I am guttin' a trident. And you're the first thing I'm usin' it on.

[ladyliberty]

I'm flattered.

[queenbeach]

Cod-damnit, don't you get scared o' anything? [And the next sentence is spoken slowly and clearly.] I am going to stab you.

[ladyliberty]

Not of you, no. Seems like it's botherin' you.

[queenbeach]

It ain't botherin' me, your ugly mug can do whatever the hell it wants. Ain't my fault if you're too stupid to understand when you're in danger, doofish.

[ladyliberty]

Or maybe I'm just not scared of you.

[queenbeach]

Yeah, that means you're stupid. Anyone smart'd be runnin' for the hills.

[ladyliberty]

You ever stabbed anyone before? Or am I gonna be your first?

[queenbeach]

You're the first that's gonna die this hard. But yeah, I've stabbed plenty of people. I'm a pretty stabby person.

[ladyliberty]

Awww... I thought what we had was special.

[queenbeach]

I ain't got no clue what you're glubbin' boat. Again. You're weird.