IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

pretty much his default expression

[wwistful]

I wasn't expecting such a detailed answer. Foolish of me, considering your essays in the past.

You exhibit the caution to hardly touch the pages, but not the concern to wash the spit from your face before you start announcing it to the whole school?

[strongjumps]

D --> What a brazen assumption! Of course I washed the spit from my face!

The towel I used to remove the spit was not big enough for my entire body. Like wearing sandals as opposed to galoshes in the rain.

[wwistful]

It wasn't so much an assumption as it was an educated guess.

I actually have no idea what that means, well done.

[strongjumps]

D --> A barely educated one.

Was my comparison too unusual? When trying not to get wet, one would wear galoshes instead of sandals. Sandals are just too small and too weak to serve the needed purpose. The same can be said regarding the towels. One was a sandal, usable in specific situations, while the other can be used in other specific situations.

Does that make sense?