IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[Private]

[wwistful]

There's nothing wrong with being neutral, of course. I was just worried he might make your things dirty.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

[Excuse him he had to make this face for a few moments before he could reply.]

ugh no nevver
UGHHH dont evven think of ughhgh
father i
ughhh

[I think you slightly broke him, bro.]

[Private]

[wwistful]

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.]

Think of what, Eridan?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

[HES SO GROSSED OUT RN.]

sos

[Private]

[wwistful]

Are you alright, lad?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no
thinkin about the swweat
ughhhgsdufisf

[Private]

[wwistful]

I worry about that imagination of yours, lad.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

why are you woryin about my imaginaton
why not me right now

[sobs]

[Private]

[wwistful]

Because an upset stomach isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

Even if you act like i

[Private]

[pariahdom]

it honestly is
its goin to haunt me noww i knoww it
father can you bring me some puddin or somethin

[Private]

[wwistful]

What a tragedy, I truly am a terrible father.
No. I am not carting pudding to your dorm, boy. If you want something, you know where my office is.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

yeah you are its not fair at all wwhat i havve to go through sometimes wwith you
i mean really do i havve to go all the wway dowwn there i dont knoww if i can take it

[Private]

[wwistful]

I could be much, much worse, Eridan. I could be Strider. Do you want Strider for a father, Eridan?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

you really wwant me to vvomit dont you

[Private]

[wwistful]

I want you to apologise and either get off your arse and come to my office or stop complaining.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

fine
im sorry for agreein wwith you like that especially since i knoww for a fact it isnt true
especially considerin im not a strider
god forbid that evver happen ugh




and ill be dowwn wwhenevver i stop gettin nauseated from movvin around

[Private]

[wwistful]

There. That wasn't so hard was it?

What a pity, I suppose I'll eat this pudding by myself then.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no it wwasnt hard at all alright

okay maybe im not as nauseated as i thought dont eat it all

[Private]

[wwistful]

Alright.

I don't see why I shouldn't.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

because you lovve me and you wwouldnt think of sharin that wwith anyone else especially since your son really wwanted some in the first place


right

Re: [Private]

[wwistful]

It's not sharing if I eat it all by myself.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no thats called bein shellfish selfish

[Private]

[wwistful]

It's called being hungry, actually.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

ps i wwas just kiddin about agreein wwith you youre not that bad of a father

[Private]

[wwistful]

[Not going to reply, just going to smirk.]