IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[Private]

[pariahdom]

oh because i wwould rather shovve my nose in the mud than associate myself on evven slightly friendly terms wwith him
wwe are neutral but ugh fuck my life if someone dares describe us as "friends"

[Private]

[wwistful]

There's nothing wrong with being neutral, of course. I was just worried he might make your things dirty.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

[Excuse him he had to make this face for a few moments before he could reply.]

ugh no nevver
UGHHH dont evven think of ughhgh
father i
ughhh

[I think you slightly broke him, bro.]

[Private]

[wwistful]

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.]

Think of what, Eridan?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

[HES SO GROSSED OUT RN.]

sos

[Private]

[wwistful]

Are you alright, lad?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no
thinkin about the swweat
ughhhgsdufisf

[Private]

[wwistful]

I worry about that imagination of yours, lad.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

why are you woryin about my imaginaton
why not me right now

[sobs]

[Private]

[wwistful]

Because an upset stomach isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

Even if you act like i

[Private]

[pariahdom]

it honestly is
its goin to haunt me noww i knoww it
father can you bring me some puddin or somethin

[Private]

[wwistful]

What a tragedy, I truly am a terrible father.
No. I am not carting pudding to your dorm, boy. If you want something, you know where my office is.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

yeah you are its not fair at all wwhat i havve to go through sometimes wwith you
i mean really do i havve to go all the wway dowwn there i dont knoww if i can take it

[Private]

[wwistful]

I could be much, much worse, Eridan. I could be Strider. Do you want Strider for a father, Eridan?

[Private]

[pariahdom]

you really wwant me to vvomit dont you

[Private]

[wwistful]

I want you to apologise and either get off your arse and come to my office or stop complaining.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

fine
im sorry for agreein wwith you like that especially since i knoww for a fact it isnt true
especially considerin im not a strider
god forbid that evver happen ugh




and ill be dowwn wwhenevver i stop gettin nauseated from movvin around

[Private]

[wwistful]

There. That wasn't so hard was it?

What a pity, I suppose I'll eat this pudding by myself then.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no it wwasnt hard at all alright

okay maybe im not as nauseated as i thought dont eat it all

[Private]

[wwistful]

Alright.

I don't see why I shouldn't.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

because you lovve me and you wwouldnt think of sharin that wwith anyone else especially since your son really wwanted some in the first place


right

Re: [Private]

[wwistful]

It's not sharing if I eat it all by myself.

[Private]

[pariahdom]

no thats called bein shellfish selfish

[Private]

[pariahdom]

ps i wwas just kiddin about agreein wwith you youre not that bad of a father

[Private]

[wwistful]

[Not going to reply, just going to smirk.]