Equius Zahhak (
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dressrobes2012-07-02 01:07 am
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IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak
Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope
D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?
To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.
I need a towel.
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope
D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?
To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.
I need a towel.
Voice
D'you want jelly filled or just glazed?
Voice
Sure. Why the hell not. We're police buddies now.
Voice
Hey bud, what's your addy?
Voice
And he doesn't drink.]
Voice
You don't deliver? What the hell d'you mean you don't deliver- why'd you need an address then? No that's bullshit, for reference my ass.
If I paid extra, would you just fucking deliver?
Voice
Have fun, Bro.]
Voice > Text
Hey bro, I got good news. They're totally down for delivering. It just cost like, a few extra dollars. But it's no big deal. They should be there in like an hour or something, I don't know.
Hello?
Everything okay?
...Bro?
[Okay. Y'know, he can take a hint. But it's whatever. I mean it's not like he knows what he did or anything. He tried to make up for it. But apparently it was just that bad. Okay. Whatever. Just... whatever.]
donuts are on the way.
hope you like em.
-bro
[Ollies outie to go get a drink too.]