IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

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Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro goes back to the phone. Wait, hold on there's a little misunderstanding.]

You don't deliver? What the hell d'you mean you don't deliver- why'd you need an address then? No that's bullshit, for reference my ass.




If I paid extra, would you just fucking deliver?

Voice

[nosigntospeakof]

[While he's doing that, Sal is going to roll off his lovely wife's lap and get a drink.

Have fun, Bro.]

Voice > Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro finishes dealing with the assholes after a minute or two.]

Hey bro, I got good news. They're totally down for delivering. It just cost like, a few extra dollars. But it's no big deal. They should be there in like an hour or something, I don't know.


Hello?

Everything okay?


...Bro?

[Okay. Y'know, he can take a hint. But it's whatever. I mean it's not like he knows what he did or anything. He tried to make up for it. But apparently it was just that bad. Okay. Whatever. Just... whatever.]

donuts are on the way.
hope you like em.

-bro

[Ollies outie to go get a drink too.]