IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

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Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[moirailcompass]

:33 < aww equius! :((
:33 < dont you mind those centaurs
:33 < most of them are purrty full of themselves!
:33 < but im sure youll find a nice one if you k33p trying
:33 < or maybe theyll warm up to you in time
:33 < if you k33p being nice and show a willingness to learn

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D --> My thoughts exactly, Nepeta. As long as I am polite and reasonable, as a true noble always is, then they will see things my way in time. I would prefer not to use force, but...

[moirailcompass]

:33 < wow no no
:33 < using furce is not good at all!
:33 < i mean especially not against centaurs
:33 < i know youre super STRONG and all but
:33 < they can be a sneaky bunch
:33 < besides thats just not right =//

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D --> I know, Nepeta. I said I would prefur not to use force. It would surely ruin my chances of gaining their favor.

Do you know if they have any species they will associate with?

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i dont think so
:33 < they like to k33p to themselves
:33 < i remember mom once saying they didnt even like being classified as beings
:33 < just beclaws they didnt want to be associated with others like
:33 < humans and vampires and werewolves
:33 < i think the best chance you have is just um
:33 < i dunno patience i guess

[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33

[She sees that catpun. Even if the mun only noticed it now, derp]

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D --> For now, that IS the plan. At least until I can figure out a way to appeal to them.

What is so funny?

[moirailcompass]

:33 < ooooh nothiiiing
:33 < i just think
:33 < i spied with my little eye
:33 < a pawsitively delightful catpun furom you!

:33 < why are you so interested in them anyway?
:33 < especially after what they did

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D --> Oh. I suppose I got caught up in the moment.

And I am interested in them because they are beautiful. Their majestic strides, the curves of their muscles as they draw their bows, it is exquisite.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < aawww x33
:33 < s33 they can be fun!

:33 < i guess they can be once you get past all their
:33 < not so niceness
:33 < at the very least im sure they have a lot
:33 < they could purrobably teach us
:33 < though i still think unicorns are better

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D --> Unicorns

are also quite acceptable. The shining of their manes, their extravagant horns, I could go on. But we both appreciate their beauty.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < yea!
:33 < and they dont spit on people
:33 < though i think theyre real shy
:33 < so they might be hard to get close to as welll

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D --> Nepeta, should we try to find one?

I think that between my STRENGTH and your affinity for animals, it could be paw possible.