IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

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Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

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D --> Oh. I suppose I got caught up in the moment.

And I am interested in them because they are beautiful. Their majestic strides, the curves of their muscles as they draw their bows, it is exquisite.

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:33 < aawww x33
:33 < s33 they can be fun!

:33 < i guess they can be once you get past all their
:33 < not so niceness
:33 < at the very least im sure they have a lot
:33 < they could purrobably teach us
:33 < though i still think unicorns are better

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D --> Unicorns

are also quite acceptable. The shining of their manes, their extravagant horns, I could go on. But we both appreciate their beauty.

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:33 < yea!
:33 < and they dont spit on people
:33 < though i think theyre real shy
:33 < so they might be hard to get close to as welll

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D --> Nepeta, should we try to find one?

I think that between my STRENGTH and your affinity for animals, it could be paw possible.