IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

IC Prospective: Nathan Drake

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Character: Nathan "Nate" Drake
Mun: Jess-mod
Plot specific: N


Nate Drake is at your service students. I'm going to be teaching History of Magic. Before you whine about how boring it is, I'll let you know that we're going to beat each other with clubs for grades.

Haven't figured it out? Goblin war re-enactments. No permission slips need to be signed, because we're not going to ask your parents.