IC Prospective: Tony Stark

[arrogantalloy]

Character: Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Canon: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Mun: Otter
Plot Specific? Not really.

Well, apparently you can lose points for telling professors that what they're teaching is, well, wrong.

But really, if there is a quicker way to do it, shouldn't they teach it? Okay, so it was a little more dangerous if done wrong, but hey, isn't that just the kinda incentive you need to make sure you do it right?

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Point... but you'd still leave so you could show it off.

[arrogantalloy]

That's what private parties are for.

[greenmoonrising]

I don't want to know.

[arrogantalloy]

When you become a real boy, you will.

[greenmoonrising]

You make me sound like Pinocchio.

[arrogantalloy]

How do I know you aren't a little wooden boy?

[greenmoonrising]

Because like you said, I've got no wood. Ever.

[arrogantalloy]

You're the one who keeps denying all the potential... Carpenters who can work with wood, that I offer you.

[greenmoonrising]

... Please stop pimping me out. The last time you left a girl in my bed was enough to make me consider dropping out from Hogwarts altogether.

[arrogantalloy]

Come one, the look on your face was priceless.

And she was cute, I still can't get over that.

[greenmoonrising]

I don't care how cute she was, she had no reason to be in my bed in her birthday suit.

[arrogantalloy]

She could have made us both very happy.

[greenmoonrising]

I don't want your sloppy seconds Tony, thanks all the same.

[arrogantalloy]

What? No, no. She was all yours. Seeing you afterwards, looking like you had a great time would have been all I needed.

[greenmoonrising]

... Thanks for the sentiment, but if you need second-hand fuzzy feelings of contentment, you could stick to watching Thor send presents to his brother. Instead of, you know... arranging for me to copulate with a girl I don't even know.

[arrogantalloy]

Mount Olympus is hardly my best friend. So watching him excitedly dote on his kid brother isn't going to be the thing that makes me feel good.

[greenmoonrising]

So seeing your friend get his rocks off with some random girl you happened to send to him would make you... feel good?

[arrogantalloy]

Not when you put it like that.

[greenmoonrising]

It's what you were suggesting.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm just suggesting I don't want you graduating with your libido untested.

[greenmoonrising]

... My libido is none of your concern.

[arrogantalloy]

It is when you don't even look at girls, because you're too busy studying.

[greenmoonrising]

I look at girls. Sometimes.
...
This still shouldn't matter to you.

[arrogantalloy]

I've never seen you look at them.

And of course it matters. You're my best friend and I want you to be happy.

[greenmoonrising]

I am hap- well, as happy as can be.

I don't need girls.