IC Prospective: Bender

[imbackbaby]

Mun: Kabby again
Character: Bender Rodriguez no pb but he's not a robot 
Plot specific: N

[Filtered from teachers; Unhackable]
You know what nobody should care about?

Stupid rap battles, or what the hell other people are doing over Easter break, or any of the other crap you guys keep talking about.

There are four things worth talking about:
4. Foxy chicks
3. Smokes
2. Booze
1. BENDER

I expect all future entries and conversations to reflect that list, got it?

Comments

[instantdrama]

So girls are also supposed to care about foxy chicks? Sure, I'll get right on that.

[imbackbaby]

Ever heard of lesbians?

[instantdrama]

The whole castle isn't going to turn gay because you want them to.

[imbackbaby]

Just the chicks, baby.

[instantdrama]

... Yeah, no, not gonna happen. And I'm not your baby, so don't even start calling me that.

[imbackbaby]

Don't flatter yourself. I can do better than a ginger.

[instantdrama]

... Excuse me?

[imbackbaby]

Yeah, you read that right.

[instantdrama]

Everybody in this school could do better than a skeevy asshole like you.

[imbackbaby]

Yeah, but the thing I said was true.

[instantdrama]

No, I'd say it's the least true thing in the world.

[imbackbaby]

Yeah, okay, you tell yourself that.

... abusing a loophole; you never said filtered from the ~librarian~

[silenceinthelibrary]

Oi! Five points from you, mate.

XD

[imbackbaby]

Okay.

[silenceinthelibrary]

Don't get smart with me. Do I need to make it ten?

[imbackbaby]

Well, Ma'am, if you're looking to change me, I think you're just out of luck.

So sure!