IC Prospective: Dave Strider

[clockspinner]

Character: Dave Strider
Mun: Ri
Plot specific: Y? Sorta. Heeeey Quiddy

yo hogwarts
that game was pretty crazy huh
last minute touchdown from gryffindor brought the whole thing to home plate
yeah youre welcome for that by the way

so anyway
any third years want me to look over their transfig homework
you know just as a friendly gesture

Comments

[clockspinner]

look who comes crawling hat in hand
this is what you get for doubting a strider
i told you man
i fucking told you that shiny little fuck was mine

besides i catch it all the time in practice man dont be hating on the shades
theyre the only thing that keeps my crazy eye lasers in check

[heartwrenching]

PUTTING ASIDE the fact that you still - STILL! - grossly overestimate my tolerance for both hats of any and all sorts and groveling... on my part, mind you, I'm quite the enthusiast when it comes to receiving it, you're correct about your abilities. You are discussing ancient history, Strider. I've known your talents for a long time, as why oh why would I have let you on my precious team otherwise??

[clockspinner]

i still dont even know what it is with you and hats man
but yeah water under the bridge and all that
the team was seriously about due for a good old fashioned dose of strider

[heartwrenching]

It takes hard, grueling work to do so very, very little to my hair to get it the way it is, and hats completely shatter that dedication!! A hat is a supplement, and I am a already a fully-realized being!

Ahhh, if taking this dose of vitamin Strider results in wins, it's all for the best. You play as if your childhood were spent entirely chasing after glimmering objects!

[clockspinner]

uh huh
has anyone told you lately youre completely cuckoo for cocoa puffs specter

man you say that like im some sort of pest to deal with
...yeah sure well call it that