IC Prospective: Dave Strider

[clockspinner]

Character: Dave Strider
Mun: Ri
Plot specific: Y? Sorta. Heeeey Quiddy

yo hogwarts
that game was pretty crazy huh
last minute touchdown from gryffindor brought the whole thing to home plate
yeah youre welcome for that by the way

so anyway
any third years want me to look over their transfig homework
you know just as a friendly gesture

Comments

[clockspinner]

yeah sorry bout your team getting their butts kicked

i just wanted to see if anyone got the same answers as me
john wont let me look at his anymore

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU DON'T HAVE TO, uH, aPOLOGIZE FOR BEING SKILLED AND WINNING,
tHOUGH MAYBE YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT TO FEFERI,
eRR, bUT YOU SHOULD LEAVE OUT THE BUTTS, bECAUSE MAYBE YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT, bUT, iT COULD BE TAKEN AS CONDESCENDING,

oHHH, tHAT MAKES SENSE,
i COULD ALWAYS USE A LITTLE HELP, i THINK,

[clockspinner]

you know me im so fucking magnanimous
a tangible aura of generosity radiating from my person like a lighthouse
keeping ships from crashing on the rocky shores of academic failure

_{[shit, you haven't done the homework. Think, Dave, you can outtalk him without showing your hand.]}

the bigger the pool the better though
we ought to recon with other people first
then maybe compare answers before class
or something

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Right yeah, he's gonna pretend to spill ink over the first paragraph because he's not in the mood for rapping at the moment and wants to get out of it as peacefully as possible. So yes, an inkstain spreads across it after a moment.]

uHHH, oOPS,

oH, oKAY THEN,
iF YOU'D RATHER HELP OTHER PEOPLE, i UNDERSTAND,
iT WAS NICE OF YOU TO CONSIDER THOUGH,

[clockspinner]

yeah sure
besides youd probably be faster getting help from someone in your own house
youre lucky your housemates probably dont try to cockblock your academic progress

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, bUT, yOU SAID THIRD YEARS,,,
nOT THIRD YEAR GRYFFINDORS, i JUST THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE IT A SHOT,
bUT, uH, lIKE i SAID, i DON'T MIND,

uM, tHAT LAST THING DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE,

[clockspinner]

thats because my fellow third year gryffindors are both assholes
just nevermind

transfig is my least favorite subject anyway

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oKAY, cONSIDER IT NEVER HAVING BEEN IN MY, uH, mIND,

uHHH, i'M PRETTY, dECENT, aT IT IF YOU PARDON THE TOOTING OF MY, nONE EXISTENT HORN, bUT i FIGURED i WOULD, gIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW OFF YOUR NICENESS,

[clockspinner]

yeah well sorry man
harley just offered to tackle it with me

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[He just can't even respond now. Why does Jade like everyone else? What is wrong with him? What is it he's doing wrong? Tavros closes the journal and just. Leaves.]