IC Prospective: Jane Crocker (5th year)

[stubbornskeptic]

Character: Jane Crocker
Mun: Kelsey
Plot specific: I don't know what this means but I'm guessing no.



Um!
It appears I made a slight miscalculation with my potion and well, it is now all over the floor!
Anybody know any good cleaning spells?
It has dragon saliva in it, if that makes any difference!

Comments

[strideallknight]

dude
crocker
what are you even doing with dragon saliva
i mean seriously what requires that

[stubbornskeptic]

Well obviously I hadn't figured that out yet! :B

[strideallknight]

this doesnt help me
wait
were you experimenting again
please tell me you made the classroom explode and its going to be unusable until its fixed

[stubbornskeptic]

Then I won't tell you, hoo hoo!
And the classroom is fine, but for the floor.
That might be a little unusable if I can't figure out a way to clean it!

[strideallknight]

crocker you will be my hero if you manage to make the classroom unusable
you have no idea what i go through with my teacher
youd be a fucking godsend
queen of heaven thats jane crocker
everyone please clear the halls in honor of our new queen

[stubbornskeptic]

Hoo hoo, you're too kind.
Or...not kind at all.
To be honest, I'm not sure which it is.
Especially given the fact that I adore Potions and I would be rather upset if it got cancelled because of me!

[strideallknight]

thats because you dont have the professor from hell
theres a good reason my potion making is only 50/50 when it comes to how successful i make it
i can identify the shit and know how to counter it but fuck me do not get me to make it if the prof is in the same room

[stubbornskeptic]

Sounds like you might need a tutor!
I'll be happy to oblige, if you'd like!
...After I clean up.

[strideallknight]

[Get tutored by the incredibly cute fifth year related to his best friend? Or suffer through the class with Rhydderich breathing down his neck? There's no contest.]

teach me your ways and maybe see if i can get switched into the ravenclaw and hufflepuff class
ask dirk hes pretty much a genius
or bro im pretty sure hed help you
maybe
depending on his mood

[stubbornskeptic]

I'd rather ask Dirk, to be honest!
The elder Strider can be a bit much for me, I'm afraid!
Not that DiStri doesn't have his own moments, I suppose.

[strideallknight]

bro is never to be dealt with if youre not used to his ways
that is a fact
dirk is more manageable and it helps that youre besties
as rox puts it

[stubbornskeptic]

Hoo hoo, yes.
That is the truth!
I just wouldn't say he isn't at least a little strange.
Then again, that seems to be true of all you Strider boys, hmm?

[strideallknight]

excuse you we are not strange
we are cool

[stubbornskeptic]

I think Bro just taught you the wrong word for "strange."
And now you go out into the world proclaiming your "coolness," when in reality it is just "strangeness" abound!

[strideallknight]

dont be jelly crocker
didnt dirk take you under his wing

[stubbornskeptic]

Yes, I suppose he did.
I just haven't the slightest clue how any of you think rapping is the slightest bit cool, hoo hoo.

[strideallknight]

its even better when we rap in mermish
bro favors troll though

[stubbornskeptic]

And yet you don't see why I doubt the coolness of this hobby?

[strideallknight]

my lady there is no doubt that we are cool
its pretty much a given and a fact of life

[stubbornskeptic]

Cool, but not cool enough for potions?
I think that is a contradiction if I ever heard one, hoo hoo!

[strideallknight]

ok potions
way different
ive got rhydderich
ask any gryffindor or slytherin and theyll tell you all about him

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, I know!
I just think you should rise above the circumstances, I suppose.
Then again, I'm also just giving you a hard time, hoo hoo!

[strideallknight]

youre a mean mean woman crocker
but in all seriousness its getting to the point where itll be impossible for me to rise without tutoring help
it helps that youre a year higher

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, Dave, I'm sorry!
I had no idea you were having that much trouble.
I really will tutor you, though!
That wasn't a joke, promise.

[strideallknight]

nah dont worry about it
i was pretty much joking until i realized that oh shit i do need a tutor
fuck me freddy with a chainsaw
i just do not deal well with people breathing down my neck while i do something