IC Prospective: Jane Crocker (5th year)

[stubbornskeptic]

Character: Jane Crocker
Mun: Kelsey
Plot specific: I don't know what this means but I'm guessing no.



Um!
It appears I made a slight miscalculation with my potion and well, it is now all over the floor!
Anybody know any good cleaning spells?
It has dragon saliva in it, if that makes any difference!

Comments

[strideallknight]

dont be jelly crocker
didnt dirk take you under his wing

[stubbornskeptic]

Yes, I suppose he did.
I just haven't the slightest clue how any of you think rapping is the slightest bit cool, hoo hoo.

[strideallknight]

its even better when we rap in mermish
bro favors troll though

[stubbornskeptic]

And yet you don't see why I doubt the coolness of this hobby?

[strideallknight]

my lady there is no doubt that we are cool
its pretty much a given and a fact of life

[stubbornskeptic]

Cool, but not cool enough for potions?
I think that is a contradiction if I ever heard one, hoo hoo!

[strideallknight]

ok potions
way different
ive got rhydderich
ask any gryffindor or slytherin and theyll tell you all about him

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, I know!
I just think you should rise above the circumstances, I suppose.
Then again, I'm also just giving you a hard time, hoo hoo!

[strideallknight]

youre a mean mean woman crocker
but in all seriousness its getting to the point where itll be impossible for me to rise without tutoring help
it helps that youre a year higher

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, Dave, I'm sorry!
I had no idea you were having that much trouble.
I really will tutor you, though!
That wasn't a joke, promise.

[strideallknight]

nah dont worry about it
i was pretty much joking until i realized that oh shit i do need a tutor
fuck me freddy with a chainsaw
i just do not deal well with people breathing down my neck while i do something

[stubbornskeptic]

Then I will breathe down your neck to prepare you for class!
Hoo hoo hoo.

[strideallknight]

try not to breathe too hard
dont need you turning into a stoner like makara

[stubbornskeptic]

Are you implying you give off intoxicating fumes?

[strideallknight]

it wouldnt be the first time

[stubbornskeptic]

I feel like a dirty joke is incoming.
Hoo hoo hoo.
I was never as good with those!

[strideallknight]

ill spare you the joke then
the only people who should be held responsible for your corruption should be dirk and bro
none of that shit will land on me if i can help it
ill just be busy doing that to egbert

[stubbornskeptic]

I suppose John is bound to grow into a proper teenage boy eventually.
Even if I will have to tut my tongue at him more often.
I trust you won't lead him too far astray, correct?

[strideallknight]

depends on how too far astray youre talking about

[stubbornskeptic]

How far astray are you willing to go, Dave?

[strideallknight]

probably not very far
i know better

[stubbornskeptic]

Then the limit set itself! :B
I didn't even have to give a sisterly threat!

[strideallknight]

hopefully this spares me from the brotherly threat too
considering i was about to do the same to you
obviously i know my limits
the crockberts have trained me well

[stubbornskeptic]

Hoo hoo.
We'll turn you yet, Mr. Strider!
You'll be baking and pranking in no time!

[strideallknight]

oh the horror
a baking pranking coolkid
this will either be horrendous or absolutely amazing