IC Prospective: Ellis

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Character: Ellis
Mun: Jamesy
Plot specific: N

guys.

guys.

GUYS.

holy crap i think there was a zombie in my room last night! i heard these noises. like these moans! it was just like ohhhhhhhh and shit. i didnt know what to do so i just stayed in my bed. it sounded really close! and then all of a sudden it kinda got really loud and then just stopped. i bet it went out to eat brains or something. i shouldve went after it.

we should organize a zombie hunt to track it down!

Comments

[thisonetime_withkeith]

im 15!

and i dont understand what you mean. take matters into h

[Oh.

Oh.

It suddenly hits him like a ton of bricks and that's when the flood of black ink comes.]

oh my GOD you mean i actually heard somebody doing that?! what the hell man?!

[streetsmarts]

You know what they say about zombies with one big arm, killer. Use your brain.

You sure did, champ. And you told the whole school too. I bet you're gonna be real popular now.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!

i don't even wanna think about it anymore.

god that is so gross. i dont wanna be popular like that! i dont wanna hear that shit! id rather it was a zombie! ew. oh my god.

why would anyone even DO that? i mean i know why! that aint what i meant! why did i have to have to hear it?

[streetsmarts]

Are you sure you're 15? You seem a little in over your head with this.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

yeah im 15! i swear!

i just dont really do that. my mama said if i did id go blind. hearing it means im probably gonna go deaf or somethin.

[streetsmarts]

Swear on what?

Tch. I think it's more likely you'll go blind if you don't, to be honest. Any chance you could go mute? That'd solve a lot of problems for both of us.