IC Prospective: Ellis

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Character: Ellis
Mun: Jamesy
Plot specific: N

guys.

guys.

GUYS.

holy crap i think there was a zombie in my room last night! i heard these noises. like these moans! it was just like ohhhhhhhh and shit. i didnt know what to do so i just stayed in my bed. it sounded really close! and then all of a sudden it kinda got really loud and then just stopped. i bet it went out to eat brains or something. i shouldve went after it.

we should organize a zombie hunt to track it down!

Comments

[streetsmarts]

I think the headmaster wants to give you an award for the continued pursuit of dumbassery, you should look into that.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

uh.

ok im not agreeing that any of what i said was stupid or nothing but just say that it was like. hyputhetically speaking or whatever the word is. what is it there that would be the dumb part?

[streetsmarts]

I'm gonna humor this for like five seconds and ask you a question here.

If a hypothetical zombie was in your dorm, how the HELL would it know the damn password?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

wow nick. maybe you should use your head! did you ever think that just maybe they turned into a zombie after they got in the dorm?

[He can do the underliney thing too.]

[streetsmarts]

Or maybe one of your dorm buddies was trying to build some upper-body strength under the covers, if you know what I mean.


Oh. And don't underline words, you can't pull it off.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

why in the world would he be lifting weights under the covers? that seems like it'd just make it harder.

if you can underline words then so can i buddy.

[streetsmarts]

So you don't know what I mean. How old are you again? Sheesh.

Look. You ever think maybe your dorm mates get lonely at night? Yaknow. Sometimes a guy needs to take matters into his own hands.

Not me though. Guys like you? Yeah. And your dorm is full of guys like you.


You're embarrassing yourself.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

im 15!

and i dont understand what you mean. take matters into h

[Oh.

Oh.

It suddenly hits him like a ton of bricks and that's when the flood of black ink comes.]

oh my GOD you mean i actually heard somebody doing that?! what the hell man?!

[streetsmarts]

You know what they say about zombies with one big arm, killer. Use your brain.

You sure did, champ. And you told the whole school too. I bet you're gonna be real popular now.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!

i don't even wanna think about it anymore.

god that is so gross. i dont wanna be popular like that! i dont wanna hear that shit! id rather it was a zombie! ew. oh my god.

why would anyone even DO that? i mean i know why! that aint what i meant! why did i have to have to hear it?

[streetsmarts]

Are you sure you're 15? You seem a little in over your head with this.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

yeah im 15! i swear!

i just dont really do that. my mama said if i did id go blind. hearing it means im probably gonna go deaf or somethin.

[streetsmarts]

Swear on what?

Tch. I think it's more likely you'll go blind if you don't, to be honest. Any chance you could go mute? That'd solve a lot of problems for both of us.

[nevertwice]

Pretty sure you just broadcasted to everyone that one of your roommates masturbates in a crowded room.

I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[preanimator]

There aren't any Inferi in the castle, I'd know. Your roommate was probably just wanking, but he's obviously both rude and an idiot if he was making noises during it.