IC Prospective | Homestuck | 4th Year

[strideallknight]

Character: Dave Strider
Mun: restcalm
Plot specific: N

Okay, first off, if we gotta do a fucking love potion in potions when it's closer to Valentine's Day, I might just skip that class. No offense, Prof, but...just...no. Just no. That'd be like releasing the fucking kraken on the unsuspecting student body.

[No, he really won't skip, but he'd like to.]

Second...yo, Bro, am I gonna get points docked from my paper if I added a bit of pizzazz to it?

Comments

[candycrabapple]

EGBERT IS NOT WHO YOU WOULD WANT TO BE TALKING ABOUT ABOUT GOOD MOVIES, LET ALONE GOOD ROMCOMS.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM? I DON'T, I ONLY PUT UP WITH THEM LONG ENOUGH SO THEY FIGURE OUT THEIR PROBLEMS AND FUCK OFF, HOPEFULLY TO NEVER COME BACK.

WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT, BECAUSE I NEVER SAID I WAS INTERESTED IN KNOW YOUR OH SO TERRIBLY INTERESTING ORIGIN STORY. WAIT, SCRATCH THAT, I DOUBT IT WAS INTERESTING IN ANYWAY.

[strideallknight]

i know but hes all ive got to go on
now that i think about it thats really fucking sad

your masochism knows no bounds does it

[candycrabapple]

WELL I KNOW FOR AN INDISPUTABLE FACT THAT THERE ARE OTHERS WHO KNOW BETTER. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, IT REALLY IS SAD THAT HE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO GO ON.

[And Karkat only really has Gamzee, but that is besides the point.]

MASOCHISM? HOW IN THE NAME OF SWEET FUCK AM I MASOCHISTIC?

[strideallknight]

it was either him or english
which of them would you choose

what fun would there be in outright telling you

[candycrabapple]

QUITE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING TO PICK EITHER OF THOSE PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR MOVIE BUFFS. THEY ARE SO NOT MOVIE BUFFS IT ACTUALLY PAINED ME TO ACTUALLY PUT THEM TOGETHER IN A SENTENCE WITH THE WORDS.

I COULDN'T GIVE A CENTAURS LEFT BOLLOCK ABOUT YOUR FUN, THERE'S NOTHING MASOCHISTIC ABOUT ME YOU PAINFUL ATTEMPT AT HUMANITY.

[strideallknight]

the sad thing is that i have to agree with you

you continue talking to me even though everyone and their mother knows that i make you blow a gasket just by walking into the same room as you
that is one example of your masochism

[candycrabapple]

HOW IS IS SAD WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH THE PERSON WHO HAS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT HE IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT? IT'S ACTUALLY SHOWING THAT FOR A CHANGE YOU'RE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF BEING AN INTELLIGENT CREATURE WORTHY OF BEING CALLED A HUMAN, YOU SHOULD FEEL SO VERY PROUD TO HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR.

OH PLEASE, AS IF YOU ARE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME "BLOW A GASKET". I MEAN SURE I'VE HAD CONTAGIOUS DISEASES MORE TOLERABLE THAN YOU ARE, BUT THAT DOESN'T SAY MUCH BECAUSE HOW ANYONE TOLERATES YOU IS A MARVEL OF SCIENCE AND MAGIC. POSSIBLY EVEN ENGINEERING BECAUSE NO WAY ARE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE.