IC Prospective | Homestuck | 4th Year

[strideallknight]

Character: Dave Strider
Mun: restcalm
Plot specific: N

Okay, first off, if we gotta do a fucking love potion in potions when it's closer to Valentine's Day, I might just skip that class. No offense, Prof, but...just...no. Just no. That'd be like releasing the fucking kraken on the unsuspecting student body.

[No, he really won't skip, but he'd like to.]

Second...yo, Bro, am I gonna get points docked from my paper if I added a bit of pizzazz to it?

Comments

[strideallknight]

the sad thing is that i have to agree with you

you continue talking to me even though everyone and their mother knows that i make you blow a gasket just by walking into the same room as you
that is one example of your masochism

[candycrabapple]

HOW IS IS SAD WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH THE PERSON WHO HAS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT HE IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT? IT'S ACTUALLY SHOWING THAT FOR A CHANGE YOU'RE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF BEING AN INTELLIGENT CREATURE WORTHY OF BEING CALLED A HUMAN, YOU SHOULD FEEL SO VERY PROUD TO HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR.

OH PLEASE, AS IF YOU ARE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME "BLOW A GASKET". I MEAN SURE I'VE HAD CONTAGIOUS DISEASES MORE TOLERABLE THAN YOU ARE, BUT THAT DOESN'T SAY MUCH BECAUSE HOW ANYONE TOLERATES YOU IS A MARVEL OF SCIENCE AND MAGIC. POSSIBLY EVEN ENGINEERING BECAUSE NO WAY ARE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE.