IC Prospective (6th year)

[morethanachav]

Character: Kelly Bailey (Misfits)
Mun: Sio (again)
Plot Specific: No.

Is Professor Folami actually going to do anything if we write a load of bullshit in our dream journals? What's it matter to him if it's real or not? He should be happy as long as he can find enough symbolism in it.

Comments

[smackmybitchup]

I'm telling him about this dream I had where my cock could talk. It made muffled sounds like someone was hollering whenever I shagged someone.

[morethanachav]

Are you taking the piss or was that a real dream? Because that would be the sort of thing you'd dream about.

[smackmybitchup]

No, I'm being honest here. i also had a dream i shagged a koala

[morethanachav]

You know he's definitely going to be reading from your journal now, right?

[smackmybitchup]

that just means he likes me. I don't see the problem with that.

[morethanachav]

He only likes you because you give him an opportunity to go on about his bullshit freudian cock theories for half the class.

[smackmybitchup]

me and my cock enjoy his theories. even the ones where he calls me gay.

[morethanachav]

Your cock enjoys his theories?

[smackmybitchup]

Yes.

[morethanachav]

So are you wanking off to his theories now?

[smackmybitchup]

...Do you think he'd catch me in class?

[hipsdontlie]

Taking it seriously is probably what he wants from you, but I've never seen a divination professor actually be able to prove that you're writing lies.

I certainly did when I had to take it...

[strongestoftheturks]

Professors want you to take it seriously. It's not for their benefit.