IC Prospective: Karen Smith

[espnboobs]

Character: Karen Smith (Mean Girls)
Mun: James
Plot specific: No

When I graduate, I want my breasts to be the divination teachers. Everyone can call them Professor Smith and Professor Smith.

Comments

[nochocolatehouses]

What would they call you then?

[espnboobs]

Karen. Duh!

[nochocolatehouses]

I think your whole body might have to be a professor.

[espnboobs]

I don't think that's possible though. Not when it's my breasts that can see the future.

[nochocolatehouses]

Oh... How?

[wwistful]

I'm honestly not sure if this is inappropriate because it's so ridiculously absurd or because it's far more than I ever wanted to know.

[espnboobs]

What's ridiculous or absurd about it? And I think maybe its time everyone found out the truth about my breasts.

[thequinnbee]

Merlin, you're dumber then everyone thought. I'd call you a typical Hufflepuff but that would probably be insulting to the majority of them.

[strongestoftheturks]

[INK SPLAT.]

[marshall_lee]

I for one approve of this idea.

[booyea]

water you even

[nunganunga_k_o]

Aside from this being utter nonsense, wouldn't that make speaking to one Professor Smith but not the other rather impossible?