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[doctor_is_in]

Character: Dr. Jonathan Crane
Mun: Jabi
Plot specific: Nay.

I would like to remind all students that a cold is not a valid excuse for missing class. Pepper-Up Potions are provided in the Hospital Wing for such occasions, and we will gladly administer them should you be feeling a bit under the weather.

On an unrelated note, my schedule has officially been cleared. Students (and professors, if they choose) may schedule appointments with me during my designated office hours.

Comments

[notreality]

No. Sounds suspicious, and have you seen the statistics on how many deaths Pepper-Up Potions have caused? You're forcing poison down student's throats.

[doctor_is_in]

In all my years as a doctor, I've yet to come across a single case of death related to a Pepper-Up Potion.

[notreality]

I'm sure someone pays you to say that.

[doctor_is_in]

Oh, yes. The school pays me heavily to weed out the weaker students. We only want the and brightest here.

[notreality]

Sarcasm, really? Are we twelve? While that could be a plausible turn of events. Seeing that there are some students here that border on licking the floor, I doubt it. I was speaking as you as a doctor in general. Doctor is almost a synonym for liar.

[doctor_is_in]

I hardly think something as simple as a cure for the common cold warrants such suspicion. Shouldn't you take your conspiracies to treatments that inhibit or elicit certain behaviors?

[notreality]

My "conspiracies" have evidence from various reports and I would have no issue showing you. I also know other treatments that cause various other things. A book. I have a book. That I keep studies in. I'm not showing you and you won't be able to find it if you look. So don't touch my things.

[doctor_is_in]

As a doctor at St. Mungo's, I would have access to any reports related to deaths cause by potions, accidental or otherwise. Seeing as how I've never come across a file on "Pepper-Up Potion Related Deaths", I'd say your "evidence" is non-existent.

So far, the only thing evident here is that you seem to suffer from some form of paranoia.

[notreality]

Yes, I've found you out so call me paranoid and put me on some form of poison, I mean treatment that causes stroke, liver failure or death of some sort. Sounds great. Stop with your rubbish analysis, not buying it. Prescribing treatments that cause side effects worse than the original problem and then prescribe more to offset those. Then you have someone so ill they couldn't share what they've found.