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IC Prospective: Transfiguration Teacher

Character: Conrad Achenleck
Mun: Kim
Plot specific: Naw

Whoever ~~fucking~~ thought that it would be cute to replace my teacup with one of those disgusting Zonko trick ones, you better return my ~~shit~~ cup right now. This isn't even funny anymore.

I can tell a lot of you are slipping in your Transfiguration homework. I'm either going to assign more or you better start performing better in classes. We're slowly transitioning from less complex objects to living creatures. Your cups with rat tails aren't exactly satisfactory. Nor are the furry teacups. Unless you're aiming to be the next Oppenheim I would recommend you trying a little harder.

If you have any problems, the point of me being around is to help with those. ~~Fucking Christ. Shit.~~

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That's because they think this shit is so romantic or something. Because someone shoving his teeth into your neck is the most attractive thing.

I don't think I could ever do that even without the potion.

Hey now, a little necking during sexy time can be fun for both parties. Just..don't actually bite them you know?

Oh, you mean you've never fed off of a live person before? Lucky you.

It's gross. [Also, Conrad is probably like the oldest virgin ever. Not that he cares.]

It's more like I refused too so we had to find different means for me.

What? Giving a girl a hickey? That's not gross..it's fun~ [And Marshall is a total manwhore if given the opportunity to do so.]

Ah, I wish I'd had that luxury in the beginning. The potions that can be made now are literally a life saver.

I don't need to know that about you or anyone else!!!

Well, my friend owes me anyways. Since it was his fault in the first place.

Oh, don't be such a prude.

It was your friends fault? Damn..sorry to hear that.

I'm not a prude. I just don't think it's something you should be flaunting about with a teacher.

Well. He was a stranger when it happened and he just doesn't understand how to not just befriend someone. It's complicated. Honestly, it isn't that bad. I guess I got used to it quickly. [Not that it was hard, shut in and all.]

I don't think the typical rules of societal nicety really apply with us.

That's good though. It's not every day you meet mortals that are okay with being friends with vampires. You're lucky you adapted quickly. It took me a while and I still hate a lot of it.
If you don't mind me asking..how long have you been a vampire anyways? [Aww. It was hard for Marshall since he's really social.]

Well. I'm going to be honest that he's kind of an idiot. And by kind of, I mean he could probably make a living off being an idiot. I don't think society acceptable is something that goes through his mind most of the time.

[Conrad grew up pretty friendless sooooo.] Not that long. I don't really keep track, but it really only happened over the Summer. I guess I worried for a little while I'd lose my job.

He sounds kind of hilarious actually. It's funny how those kind of people manage to somehow breeze through life isn't it?

Oh damn, you're still technically a newborn then. Have you had anyone..you know, to help you out with it?
If not, I've been aroudn a while and I'm willing to help you. There's a lot of stuff to learn.

He's not so bad. Kind of annoying, but I guess he's a good kid. Shit. I mean- argh. Well, he isn't a kid, but I thought he was a lot younger than he actually is.

I've been okay with it. He did a lot of research to help me settle since he got me in the situation in the first part. It doesn't really affect me in the long run, although I thought I'd lose my job for a moment.

Some people are like that. And hey, as the years go by people will think you're a lot younger than you'll actually be..haha.

Nah, Dumbledor is pretty cool about things like this. I don't think there's a mean bone in his body.

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