IC Prospective: Cheshire Cat

[neverinvolvedwithpolotics]

Character: Chessur, the Chesire Cat (Chesley Cat)
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

(ooc| Chesley is a student, and replies will be from neverinvolvedinpolitics, which not only is an account name with 100% less spelling/quoting errors, but also has PB icons.)

I never cease to be amazed at the things you all find to squabble about. All this talk of blood and war and sports...

Every time I think a subject is finally done with, it comes back.

Comments

[crazula]

I would never underestimate the ability of humans to think of ever more creative ways to kill each other.

I think it's all rather endearing, honestly.

[neverinvolvedwithpolotics]

Always so charming, Azula.

[crazula]

Well I do try, Chesley.

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

You're almost as predictable as the rest, but just mad enough to be interesting.

[crazula]

The same can be said for you too, darling.
Can't you be a little madder today? You're boring me with your purely observational blabbering.

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

You'll have to forgive me if I disappoint, _{my dear}. I haven't had any tea yet.

Didn't make it to breakfast, you see. Too many little ^creepy _crawlies bothering poor Chessur.

He ^gobbled them, of course.

[crazula]

That's more like it.

Get yourself a cuppa, but don't overdo it. You'll end up like my old fat uncle, and we couldn't have that.

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

Don't start to think it's for your _benefit, my dear.

Oh, ^nono_no, we couldn't.

Your uncle makes _lovely tea.

[crazula]

Oh, don't be such a sourpuss. I'm enjoying this - isn't that enough for you?

Indeed, his hot leaf juice is quite an art. It's just such a pity that it's all he ever does.

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

I won't ^protest if you happen to enjoy.

And here silly me thought he _taught.

[crazula]

Ah, you're boring me again.

Teaching people to make tea is almost the same as making it. I don't think it really counts.

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

So hard to please!

Is it ^difficult to be so _difficult, Azula? You work so very hard at it.

If his class was all about _tea, I'd gladly attend it.

But we have much more to talk about than your uncle. And you didn't even notice my _rhyme. I'm ^hurt!

Thought he taught, thought he taught, thought he taught, thought he taught.

^Azula, my dear, do you know when the next full moon is? My calender isn't so considerate as to tell me.

[crazula]

Oh really, now. Who's difficult to please?

Your thinky thoughts about what Uncle taught seemed irrelevant to me in the circumstances, but well done for finding two words that sound similar. Happy now?


Your calendar needs work. Count the days yourself. Why so serious though, darling? Are you hunting a werewolf?

[neverinvolvedwithpolitics]

You are. And you ^neglected answering my question.

_Quite happy.

I didn't make it, my dear. Perhaps I should have.

Oh, ^no. I don't care for ^canines.

But they say it brings out the madness. I'm thinking of some _camping. The Forbidden Forest is so _lovely this time of year, don't you know?

[crazula]

I've got no obligation to answer your questions if I don't want to. After all, you pick and choose yourself.

And as much as the forest suits you in the dead of night, I'm not sure the madness will make any difference. You've got plenty of it on a new moon already.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

I suppose you have a ^logical point there. If I cared for that sort of thing.

Oh, _{thank you}! I was thinking of finding some ^traveling _companions, though.

[crazula]

You're not thinking of trying to get me to come along, are you?

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

Trying to force someone isn't really _me.

But if you're interested, the ^more the merrier.

[crazula]

Ask someone who cares.

I'd rather not freeze to death in a silly little tent on account of your madness.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

^Fair _enough.

I don't find it ^frightening, you know. The forest.

I'm not sure why; I seem _drawn to it.

[crazula]

You don't think I find it frightening, do you?

I'd rather spend my night in a nice warm bed, thank you very much. I'd venture to say that you're drawn to it because you're mad and your idea of fun is sleeping in a cold tent with a lumpy bed.

And all of that is something you'd actually take as a compliment, so there you are.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

_Azula, ^{my dear}, I know you're not frightened of the forest.

I can't figure out what _does frighten you. It's rather odd.

Well, _{thank you}.

[crazula]

Well good. I'm tired of people making pointless assumptions.

And I'm not sure why you care, but you'll just have to keep guessing.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

You could say I'm _curious; keep guessing I shall.

[crazula]

Suit yourself.

Curiosity killed the cat, though. I'm sure you appreciate that.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

_Satisfaction brought him back.

[crazula]

We both know that's not possible.

[ohmygodshoes]

Stupid shet always comes back. You should know that by now. It's because you can't get rid of stupid people.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

^Kelly!

I don't care for ^stupidity, no.

[ohmygodshoes]

Wait, you know my name? I can't remember yours.

No offense, or anything? And we should totally just make a house specifically for stupidity or something. They can sleep in the forest.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

I make a point of knowing who's who.

Not ^offended in the slightest. And I don't much care what you do with who, so long as you don't send anyone into the _forest. I like to enjoy my _privacy when I can get into the forest.

[ohmygodshoes]

You know you just admitted to breaking the rules publicly, d'you realize that?

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

Did I?

Oh, well. It's not the ^first time.

[ohmygodshoes]

You're not allowed to go into the forest. It's kind of forbidden.

I mean, it's even right there in the name. 'The Forbidden Forest'. I mean, it's not called the 'Come Inside And Have Some Alone Time Forest'.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

I'm aware, Kelly. Don't ^bore me.

[ohmygodshoes]

I was joking, don't be an ass.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

I prefer felines to equidae.

[ohmygodshoes]

Oh, whatever.

[Rolling her eyes so hard.]

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

Chesley.

[ohmygodshoes]

What?

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

You said you didn't know my ^name, and I forgot my manners for a moment.

Chesley Cat, my _dear.

[ohmygodshoes]

Oh...

I didn't actually realize you didn't even tell me. Okay then. I've never met anyone whose last name was 'Cat'.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

Mmmhmmm.

Awfully boring.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

It's not like there's anything else to talk about.

[neverinvolvedinpolitics]

My dear boy, there's _everything else to talk about.