IC Prospective: Cordelia Chase (6th year)

[mostcordial]

Character Cordelia Chase - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Mun Sio
Plot Specific No, but relating to the wish event.


I'm glad Natasha Romanoff is back to the way she was and it's only kind of because I was jealous. Which isn't to say that I wasn't really jealous at first because Romanoff's weird and serious to the point of being kind of disturbing, so she's not supposed to be hotter than me. But then the more I really thought about it, the more I started to feel bad for her. I mean, she had all these borderline Neanderthals staring at her for two days and that's bad enough when you're 16. 13 year olds shouldn't have to deal with it. That's just creepy.

I guess being pretty is just something that shouldn't happen to you until you're ready to handle the consequences. That's probably why most 13 year olds are so weird and awkward looking.

Comments

yeah guess its negative cr

[speterman]

Natasha is pretty either way.

[mostcordial]

Well, sure I guess she's kind of cute now. But she was on a completely different level for the past two days.

But your attempt at chivalry or whatever was really cute, Parker. Really.

[speterman]

I think you're both pretty.

Chivalry or not, there isn't really any point in an alpha female role and feeling intimidated by Natasha is silly. I am sure plenty of people think you both are attractive.

[mostcordial]

Please. You don't think girls compete for the alpha role too? Because we do. And it can get vicious.

[speterman]

I was saying it's pointless.

[smackmybitchup]

It's hard being fit and few people understand.

[mostcordial]

It really is.

And the sad thing is that it would be a lot easier if people like you weren't around to ruin it for everyone.

[smackmybitchup]

Look, you don't have to be jealous of me, we can both be pretty.

[arrogantalloy]

Considering she hangs out with me on a daily basis. Really, when you think about it, she wouldn't have any trouble dealing with any unwanted attention.

[mostcordial]

Yes, but she's used to you, right? She knows you're not actually going to do anything. I mean, aren't you her friend or something? I kind of figured you were, but I don't really pay attention.

[arrogantalloy]

Hey.

Don't completely remove my teeth here, Natasha and I have an understanding. Believe me, just because she's my friend doesn't mean I don't hit on her whenever I can.

[bundangos]

I thought it was amazing that she got so tall and pretty!

Also, Cordy! You really don't have to be jealous of Nat, because you're really pretty too!! (◕‿‿◕) You could be a model when you graduate and be on all the beautiful runways!!

[mostcordial]

Aww! It's so nice of you to say that, Usagi.

I'm sure you'll be really pretty once you grow out of your dorky, awkward phase.

[bundangos]

Any time! It's always nice to tell people things like that! ❤

Wait

I'm awkard and dorky???

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I am not weird and awkward looking and I can handle any consequences thrown at me.

[mostcordial]

Romanoff, please. Everyone's weird and awkward looking when they're thirteen. That's just how it works.

And sure, I guess you could have always jinxed them or something. But that doesn't make it [pause] not gross.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'm just going through a growth spurt, that's all.

I don't get why they can't act normally, it's like they haven't seen a woman before. We have plenty of female teachers.

[mysterytwin]

You do know that Neanderthals were actually really smart, right?

[mostcordial]

I don't get it. If they were smart, how come they couldn't use real words?

[mysterytwin]

Well, they did use real words. They had their own language. Sure it's different from the English that we use today but it's like French or Japanese. It's only not real to you because it's different to what you're used to.

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah girl you dont ever have anything to be jealous of prettiness dont mean a thing if you dont know how to work it

and you work it like the queen you are sweetheart

[mostcordial]

Oh, believe me. I know that. But I didn't know that it can almost be dangerous if you don't know how to work it. Because when you're pretty, you've got all these people you don't know staring at you and that's kind of like a responsibility, when you think about it.

And that's so sweet of you to say, Maxim. Seriously, it means a lot coming from you. I honestly don't know anyone else who could pull off that look.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh man i know! its even worse when they fall in love with you and you didnt mean for that to happen and its so awful because you dont want to hurt them but its not your fault either

what can i say? im a jaeger i was born to be beautiful

[thequinnbee]

Well that doesn't explain your looks, of some 16 year olds.