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[beatsme]

Character: Veser Amaker Hatch [Hanna is Not a Boy's Name : 6th year]
Mun: syd
Plot specific: N

Y'know, it's a real shame when a teacher doesn't give you the benefit of the doubt anymore. Frankly I think it's rude passing blame without a second glance, not believing that it was an accident. Accidents happen! Just look at half of these sorry faces in this damned place, prime examples of that right there.

The crime here is forcing an innocent poor kid like myself to clean these fucking bedpans without magic, or a gas mask. All for what? I didn't know that charm was gonna make whatsherface's skirt flip, I was just going to fix... a loose thread. Getting a look up her skirt was just an added effect, kinda like a 'thank you' from her to me for my charitable nature.

...

Still a stupid fucking punishment regardless! We'll just ignore the food fight I started yesterday, and that kid I made cry by turning his hair purple...

Comments

[tragically]

Cleaning bedpans. Completely nasty.

[beatsme]

Fuckin' amen to that. The hell do they feed the feeble here anyhow? Too much, apparently.

[tragically]

I think I'd rather have to do that then just talk, though.

[beatsme]

I'd rather be doing anything else right now, christ almighty.

You have a name, by the way?

[tragically]

Cassie.

wadfnalksdfnask;fHi Syd, Hi, is Gnome

[moveslikejaeger]

oh man i know this feeling its like you just tell ONE PERSON they got a nice rump and suddenly slaps all over the place im just paying you a compliment just take it gosh

hi gnome ouo

[beatsme]

I know! I even said sorry when I was told to apologize, but I guess 'I'm sorry you're hot' wasn't good enough for either of 'em.

/rolls all over excitedly

[moveslikejaeger]

it helps if you actually apologize for something your actually sorry for
although sorry i got caught doesnt really help either

[beatsme]

Only thing I'm sorry for is cleaning piss stains from a fucking piss pot.

How is this even a little bit okay for any sort of punishment ever. This doesn't make me not want to do it again. This makes me want to peek up skirts more to soothe my poor damaged soul from doing this shit.

[moveslikejaeger]

man i have no idea im from germany as far as im concerned they have weird definitions of punishment here on a good day normally a girl doesnt like me looking up her skirt she beats me bloody for it and thats that

[beatsme]

Well. That sure is a thing. I don't like the sound of that either, but I guess I'd take that over this any day. Maybe.

...

Does that uh, happen often for you?

[moveslikejaeger]

you kidding me? i think its great any girl what can beat me up is pretty impressive yes? plus it shows she can take care of herself not like these girls here what need a teacher around every corner to defend them from things they dont like its kind of a turn off really

not in germany no they usually dont mind when im flirting

[allisnotlost]

shit cleanin bedpans
noww thats cruel

uh
though im sure you could havve fixed it wwithout usin the charm
its not that hard to do so you knoww

also wwhat a damn pity considerin that purple is the best colour

[beatsme]

Shh shh shh. It was fine. My way was fine. Why do anything the mundane way when, you know, we're in a fucking magic school.

If by best you mean sissy as fuck, then sure. It's the best colour.

[allisnotlost]

because shit sometimes backfires you dipshit
like wwhat happened for example

excuse me youd best take that back do you evven KNOWW wwhat purple symbolizes at all

[beatsme]

You say backfire, I say sweet bonus. The only downside was the fact that there was a grumpy faculty member lurking nearby.

No. And I'm pretty sure there isn't a colour in the rainbow that symbolizes how much I don't give a fuck either.

[allisnotlost]

noww yeah
you knoww
the real life panty shot wwould be a bonus but uh
theres wway better wways at doin that wwithout lookin skeevvy just sayin

no thats wwhen you use the entire spectrum

[doctorkishitani]

I don't think I would necessarily call that punishment a crime. In fact, considering how manny things you can learn from studying bedpans, I can think of a number of punishments that would be a lot worse.

[beatsme]

...Seriously.

Then by all means, you come and do my dirty work for me, study the shit--- no pun intended, out of these pans.

[doctorkishitani]

Do you mean that?

At what time do you usually have to clean the bedpans? If I'm not in class or detention, I'll happily meet you in the hospital wing. Thank-you very much for the opportunity!

[beatsme]

...

I'm not sure if you're real or not. Did you fall on your face recently?

Jesus why the hell am I complaining? They usually have me scrub these in the morning before classes start.

[doctorkishitani]

Not recently, so I can assure you that I'm not concussed or in any way unsound of mind.

Shall I meet you at eight o'clock? Or do you usually have to be there earlier?

[greenteengenius]

No one believes you.