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[greaselightning]

Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N



hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. brb making Murdoc prouuuddd]

Comments

[greaselightning]

i cant handle your unbridled judgement about it, but its alright. ill get ovwer it.
hey my studying avway vwas important to me, ivwe come to discovwer a lot about myself from it. but that doesnt mean i vwanted to be totally ignored, so rude.
VWOWV... hold the muggle phone, vwevwe got ourselves sisters?
havwe you been protecting them like a good brother should, or havwe you been as painfully indifferent to them as you are vwith me?

[allisnotlost]

i hope you do i wwouldnt wwant to start callin my older brother some kinda pansy or somethin
youre a pureblood
wwhat the hell else do you havve to discovver about yourself
wwere at the top of our ranks already and wwe are not evven close to that of disgutin muggles
uhhh yeah wwevve got sisters
professors peixes daughters are related to us
meenahs been able to take care of herself so i havvent been too wworried about protectin her but ivve been fuckin on my toes wwith fef to make sure that she doesnt end up wwith the same relationship that wwe wwell
uh
i just felt like i wwanted to make up for not knowwin that i wwas their brother for fourteen years or somethin ya knoww especially wwhenevver high inquisitor snoww first showwed up
fuck that got hectic as hell but im glad its calmed dowwn noww
noww do you wwant an entire recap of wwhats evven just happened ovver the last feww months in regards to myself or are you ovverloaded already wwith the wwhole "oh so wwe havve sisters that wwe nevver kneww until about this summer" situation
i can wwait if you need me to

[greaselightning]

im not a pansy, youre more of a pansy than i evwer could be.
and maybe youll understand vwhen youre older alright? theres a lot to self discovwery that you vwouldnt knowv vwas so O8VWIOUS.
but thats good, i dont knowv if i could forgivwe you if you VWERENT being a good brother to them.
vwhat happened vwith that snowv fella? and no, im fine, sure getting tvwo younger siblings is a bit to take in, but ivwe handled vworse.
so go on, tell me vwhats been going on vwith you ovwer these past fewv months.

[allisnotlost]

hahaha good one i am not a fuckin pansy
really noww you think that i havve somethin to discovver about myself
im pretty damn sure i knoww wwhats goin on wwith me and that i havve nothin to discovver
i mean its not like out of the blue im gonna go somethin like i dont knoww HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY MIGHT LIKE GUYS OR SOMETHIN
wwhich is the opposite
oh thanks yeah im so glad to be pickin up the fuckin slack wwhere you havve been evver so lackin
basically he showwed up and started callin father and the other aurors on liars because of wwhat happened durin camp and that it TOTALLY WWASNT DARK MAGIC NOPE
i mean for fucks sakes it wwas TAVV wwho blasted out vvris eye
im pretty damn sure it HAD to be dark magic
wwhat havve i been up to
cro you dont evven wwanna knoww
i mean i guess outta all of it ill just tell you that ivve been gettin into fights and shit like evvery other wweek it seems
some of them arent evven physical though so im not gettin bruised up evvery other wweek
just some of them
you knoww
the usual