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Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N

hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. ~~brb making Murdoc prouuuddd~~]

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yeah youll havve to excuse me
im just so shocked to see you return and all
you knoww howw much i cherish and absolutely adore bein around you and all

of course you do.
im sure youvwe been lost vwithout your big brother here to help.
but dont vworry, eridan. im here nowv and im not going anyvwhere soon.
vwe MUST catch up on things, i gotta knowv vwhat my svweet little brother has been up to this vwhole time.
got a girlfriend yet?

certainly just lost in my owwn little wworld because wwe both knoww that father hasnt been enough help to me
oh i wwas afraid youd say that wwoww wwhatevver wwould i havve done wwithout knowwin my big brothers here and all
oh god i dont knoww wwhere to begin because i dont knoww how much you actually KNOWW since you nevver bothered to send us nary a letter or an owwl or anythin that you wwere evven comin back or anythin and i havve no idea wwhat youvve gotten from me ~~not that i really bothered to wwrite that much~~
no i dont havve one yet
but im sure YOU dont havve one either am i right
besides im not lookin or anythin so i dont havve any shame in sayin that i dont havve one yet
nope

hey there chief, no need to get so hostile. it vwas a joke.
i sent letters. you tvwo just must havwe not got them, or cared to read them.
but i sent more than you tvwo EVWER did, so cut a guy some slack.
i dunno, eridan, vwith howv defensivwe youre getting, id say you seem a little bothered by your lack of a dolly to call your ovwn.
but thats a fair reason to be so sore.

wwell your humors nevver been the best if i just so happen to recall correctly
spoiler alert i do
noww wwait
you sent us letters
but i swwear to god i saww no owwls come this wway at all
also i kinda figured father wwas sendin you shit so i didnt wwant to like ovverload you or anythin i dont knoww
i am NOT gettin defensivve im just tellin you straight up because honestly ivve had a lot of other shit to deal with than tryin to hook up wwith someone on top of all of that

alright, fair enough. disappointing, but fair.
yeah i did, but you definitely vwouldnt see any ovwls...
awv come on, eridan. you think i vwould feel ovwerloaded vwith my baby bro sending me letters? i mean you tvwo havwe had each other this vwhole time, vwhile ivwe... not exactly had ANYONE.
evwen one or tvwo letters vwould havwe been nice, you knowv.
but sure thing, bud. if thats vwhat you vwant to preach, far be it from me to disrupt your fictional gospel.

wwhat
you cant handle the truth of your owwn humor its not the end of the wworld
wwell thats wwhat you get for goin off on your owwn and studyin i mean its not like i wwould havve wwanted to come or anythin ~~i really didnt~~
i guess i feel bad for not sendin any but i mean its not like youre any special i didnt really send a lot of letters to anyone at all ovver like the summer especially
~~rude to be honest~~ you better not but it wwould be hard not to knoww wwhats been goin on wwith me especially ovver the journals and all if you had any idea to open it since i knoww for a fact they wworked since ivve been usin mine a hell of a lot
actually this makes me wwonder if you evven knoww if wwe havve sisters
if you didnt wwell surprise because wwe do

Edited 2012-09-28 21:45 (UTC)

i cant handle your unbridled judgement about it, but its alright. ill get ovwer it.
hey my studying avway vwas important to me, ivwe come to discovwer a lot about myself from it. but that doesnt mean i vwanted to be totally ignored, so rude.
VWOWV... hold the muggle phone, vwevwe got ourselves sisters?
havwe you been protecting them like a good brother should, or havwe you been as painfully indifferent to them as you are vwith me?

i hope you do i wwouldnt wwant to start callin my older brother some kinda pansy or somethin
youre a pureblood
wwhat the hell else do you havve to discovver about yourself
wwere at the top of our ranks already and wwe are not evven close to that of disgutin muggles
uhhh yeah wwevve got sisters
professors peixes daughters are related to us
meenahs been able to take care of herself so i havvent been too wworried about protectin her but ivve been fuckin on my toes wwith fef to make sure that ~~she doesnt end up wwith the same relationship that wwe~~ wwell
uh
i just felt like i wwanted to make up for not knowwin that i wwas their brother for fourteen years or somethin ya knoww especially wwhenevver high inquisitor snoww first showwed up
fuck that got hectic as hell but im glad its calmed dowwn noww
noww do you wwant an entire recap of wwhats evven just happened ovver the last feww months in regards to myself or are you ovverloaded already wwith the wwhole "oh so wwe havve sisters that wwe nevver kneww until about this summer" situation
i can wwait if you need me to

im not a pansy, youre more of a pansy than i evwer could be.
and maybe youll understand vwhen youre older alright? theres a lot to self discovwery that you vwouldnt knowv vwas so O8VWIOUS.
but thats good, i dont knowv if i could forgivwe you if you VWERENT being a good brother to them.
vwhat happened vwith that snowv fella? and no, im fine, sure getting tvwo younger siblings is a bit to take in, but ivwe handled vworse.
so go on, tell me vwhats been going on vwith you ovwer these past fewv months.

hahaha good one i am not a fuckin pansy
really noww you think that i havve somethin to discovver about myself
im pretty damn sure i knoww wwhats goin on wwith me and that i havve nothin to discovver
i mean its not like out of the blue im gonna go somethin like i dont knoww HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY MIGHT LIKE GUYS OR SOMETHIN
wwhich is the opposite
oh thanks yeah im so glad to be pickin up the fuckin slack wwhere you havve been evver so lackin
basically he showwed up and started callin father and the other aurors on liars because of wwhat happened durin camp and that it TOTALLY WWASNT DARK MAGIC NOPE
i mean for fucks sakes it wwas TAVV wwho blasted out vvris eye
im pretty damn sure it HAD to be dark magic
wwhat havve i been up to
cro you dont evven wwanna knoww
i mean i guess outta all of it ill just tell you that ivve been gettin into fights and shit like evvery other wweek it seems
some of them arent evven physical though so im not gettin bruised up evvery other wweek
just some of them
you knoww
the usual

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