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Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N

hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. ~~brb making Murdoc prouuuddd~~]

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hey there pops.
and im vwell avware im not the only one interested, like fucking duh.
itd be stupid to not understand them, generally speaking, but i guess maybe theyre a bit more interesting than i initially gavwe them credit for is all.
and i knowv not a lot of people are as captivwated by their mundane vways of livwing, but i think its quite charming, maybe evwen invwiting.

~~its complicated and privwate~~

If you call me pops again I am going to shove your quill so far up your arse you'll be tasting feathers later.

Interesting from an educational standing, perhaps. Mundane certainly sums them up. Their lives are so terribly simplistic you'd be overwhelmingly bored by them in an instant, I'm sure.

Besides, it's not as if you've any reason to live among them when you have everything you need in the wizarding world.

[Side eyeing that strike out.]

oh come on po... dad, theres no reason to get so threatening vwith me. ivwe only JUST come back.

i dont knowv about that, ivwe been doing my research and i vwouldnt say theyre boring. in fact, quite the opposite.
and im not saying i VWANT to livwe among them, or havwe thought about it to any degree, ivwe just taken a personal interest in them is all.

[Side eye all you want, jeez.]

You say that as though being back isn't a reason in itself.

Would it have killed you to write ahead? Or did you decide to send me a muggle letter? You know how useless their postal system is, Cronus, honestly.

Why don't you take a personal interest in an important class like potions or charms?

if theres one thing i havwent missed, its your scathing judgement. and here i thought you might havwe missed me.

i... vwithout commenting on that specifically, lets just say i DID send you letters and leavwe it at that.

vwhats vwrong vwith understanding our non-magical neighbors? i think understanding them is just as important as potions or charms.

Edited 2012-09-29 08:34 (UTC)

I do miss you. I also miss when you weren't old to write and talk, but that's beside the point.

If you sent them how come I had no idea you were coming?

Muggles live in a completely different world from ours, you can't hope to make a good career out of your

passion for them.
You should be focusing on practical magic. Or history.

Edited 2012-09-29 13:38 (UTC)

harsh.

and maybe thats because they got lost in the mail or something.

vwho said anything about making a career? i just havwe a perfectly innocent interest in them, and theyvwe, in a vway, helped me realize some things about myself, is all.

How do you lose an owl, Cronus? Wouldn't you have noticed?

I wouldn't call it innocent interest so much as an intense fascination, but what would I know? Given that I've seemingly lost all of your letters.

Things such as what? How lucky you are to be magically inclined?

no comment.

okay so maybe im a bit fascinated vwith them, theres no harm in that, right?

~~howv im~~
~~vwell maybe i iden~~

its personal, and vwhen i feel comfortable talking about it i vwill, but not a moment sooner.

Did you lose your owl?

There's no harm as of yet, but who knows how far your fascination will take you. You've no place in their world, so you should be focusing on what's more important.

Oh. More secrets. That's perfectly fine, Cronus. You keep it to yourself.

i thought i said no comment.

im not gonna become obsessed vwith them or something, i knowv about my place and vwhere it isnt. i dont need your judgment filled reminder, THANKS.

and i vwill... till i feel like its something i can share vwith you. dont think of it as a secret, pops. think of it as more of a... late ansvwer to your question.

I thought I told you not to call me that.

[that's all he's getting from it, yup.]

[fff]

alright, alright. sorry dad. consider the vword erased from my extensivwe vwocabulary.

How it got into your vocabulary in the first place is beyond me.

its just some muggle term is all. i just sort of picked it up.

Everything is muggles to you, isn't it?

not evwerything...

You mean you have non-muggle related interests, Cronus? Shocking.

god, of course i do! are YOU only interested in being a judgmental jerk all the time?

It was a simple question! There's no need to snap at me like that.

okay fine, maybe i jumped the gun a little on that, but can you blame me? its not like youre exactly supportivwe of my interests.
and evwery chance you get, you take a shot at me. and i just really dont need that on top of evwerything else, alright?
i got a lot of frayed emotions and it seems like evweryone has this knack for picking on sensitivwe types.

I am supportive of your non-muggle related interests.
On top of what? What else has been happening?
~~Maybe if you were less sensi~~
If you're confident in yourself less people will find themselves able to sway you so easily.

see? not supportivwe unless it fits your ovwn self-centered agenda.
nothing you really need to concern yourself ovwer. ivwe just been going through a lot of things, personal things.
~~vwowv so rud~~
i AM confident in myself, but im still a sensitivwe guy. sensitivwity hardly relates to havwing a lack of confidence. i KNOWV im great.

Edited 2012-10-03 11:32 (UTC)

Alright, alright. Muggles are interesting and you have every right to be obsessed with them as long as your grades are fine. There. Am I a good dad yet?

Just tell me what your damn personal issues are before I come find you and shake them out of you.

thats vway better. i forgivwe your earlier judgmental knocks at me.

jeepers, calm dovwn. its nothing important, or anything YOUD find important. i just needed a change of scenery since back in greece things vwerent vworking out so vwell for my emotions.