IC: Prospective | Mituna Captor

[helmetdoesnothing]

Character: Mituna Captor
Mun: Fiona
Plot Specific: N

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[Translation: Shit

Can someone let me into the fucking common room
I am so fucking sick of this circular riddle bullshit. Rowena Ravenclaw was one messed up bitch.
God]



((Apologies in advance for foul language, possible inappropriate innuendo, and just generally not being able to understand half of what this guy is saying. Story here is, he was a gifted young Wizard, until a bad accident with a backfired spell in his third year. While still able to perform magic, he now makes rather a poor example of a Ravenclaw student and has trouble getting into the common room on a daily basis.

I'm still working on getting this guy acceptable for this kind of setting so if anything he says is too far, let me know :>))

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

I'm sorry. What was that you just said? I couldn't make it out.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

Come again?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

Okay, you're going to have to give me a moment to translate that. I just finished figuring out the last two things you said to me.
Frankly, they weren't very nice. I'm hurt.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

Because your abysmal penmanship is my fault?
By what deluded stretch of the imagination does that make any kind of sense?

[helmetdoesnothing]

WH47

[bonafide_divinity]

What?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

It's also what I said.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

No you didn't.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bonafide_divinity]

Really? That's not what I read.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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