IC: Prospective | Mituna Captor

[helmetdoesnothing]

Character: Mituna Captor
Mun: Fiona
Plot Specific: N

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5H117

C4N 50M30N3 L37 M3 1N70 7H3 FUCKN1G C0MM0N R00M
I 4M 50 FUFKC1NG S1CK 0F 7H15 C1RCUL4R R1DDL3 BU5L5H17 R0W3N4 R4V3NCL4W W45 0N3 M3553 DUP B1HCH7H
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[Translation: Shit

Can someone let me into the fucking common room
I am so fucking sick of this circular riddle bullshit. Rowena Ravenclaw was one messed up bitch.
God]



((Apologies in advance for foul language, possible inappropriate innuendo, and just generally not being able to understand half of what this guy is saying. Story here is, he was a gifted young Wizard, until a bad accident with a backfired spell in his third year. While still able to perform magic, he now makes rather a poor example of a Ravenclaw student and has trouble getting into the common room on a daily basis.

I'm still working on getting this guy acceptable for this kind of setting so if anything he says is too far, let me know :>))

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Playing cards.

This is the question that's got you locked out? Here I was thinking that the door knob was shaking it up and asking about ravens and writing desks.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

That's the riddle.

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Carol decided not to give us a straight answer on that one. But I have my theories.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

One is that Lewis is an ass.

The other is "Poe wrote on both of them"

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

"Write on" can have two meanings. It can mean writing on a surface, or on a subject. He wrote a poem on a raven while writing it on a desk.

It's not hard, 3D.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

Congratulations on making it to the understanding party, helmet hair.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

Really? Because with your hair, I can't imagine how else it can come to be.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, Doc Brown. I know some of our mirror's aren't all that wide, but I've seen lions in paintings look at your mighty main and coming over kind of jealous.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

Hey, unlike your "do", mine get's at least 15 minutes of work put into it before it graces everyone with it's presence. People love my hair.

I can tell you for a fact, that Natasha loves putting her fingers through my hair. Can you say your hair get's that kind of attention?

[helmetdoesnothing]

Y35

[arrogantalloy]

Names.

I want names, otherwise I'm calling bullshit on this.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

So? She might like your obviously sparkling personalty, and not your hair.

Besides, girlfriends playing with your hair doesn't count. It's part of the dating code. It means more when any girl just wants to touch your hair.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[arrogantalloy]

Because it's a great feeling? Obviously.