IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[inator]

Thank you!

[skullsandstuff]

Not if they have free will. They might be thinking about cheese when you'd rather think about soup. It all depends on what each you is in the mood to think about. They might think the same way about things, but there's no way to guarantee you all know what each other are thinking at each moment unless you're reading each other's minds.

Well what did they do? I was assuming the worst because of what a big deal you're making out of it.

[inator]

Oh. Well, that's close enough for me.

I was shunned, mocked, and banned from the group!

[mysterytwin]

Actually that's what happens when my brain can't comprehend anything you say.

[inator]

Exactly! Because of the genius!

[mysterytwin]

Nooooooo, because it's technically impossible, only your brain doesn't recognize that and thinks it's a good idea.

[inator]

You are a very rude kid, you know that?

filtered

[mabelangelo]

well duuhhh
of course i do!
but that happened to you and you have all the fun
i think another me would be cool and its not like ill do what you did dipper
me and my other mabel would have a ton of adventures!!

[mysterytwin]

I'm not rude. I'm just being logical.

[inator]

I call it rude.

[mysterytwin]

Call it what you will, but it's logic at the end of the day.

[skullsandstuff]

So you never do anything you regret later, or do things to others that upset you when they're done to you?

That seems a bit much. You didn't happen to throw a tantrum at some point during this, did you?

[inator]

...You lost me.

No! I'm telling you! Traumatic!

[inator]

Well, fine, you can call it that.

[mabelangelo]

no way i know that we can handle multiple mes!
but we should it would only be fair
if one person gets cloned then everyone should!!!

i doubt they would do that though!
times change and i dont think that if drop a glass of something that he would get blamed and ruin the game

[semiaquatic]

And why not? I'm sure that one more of me'll be a lot better than one more of you.

[inator]

Well, maybe not everyone.

Times may change, but kids are always cruel.

[inator]

You are so rude, Perry the Professor! So rude that I... I can't even read what you're writing. That's how rude it is. So there!

[mabelangelo]

everyone interested in it then!

not always professor
thats a terrible generalization because im not cruel

[not outwardly cruel tho.]

[skullsandstuff]

If you're a normal person who makes mistakes from time to time, and you can't read each other's minds to see what you're thinking, you could offend yourself.

It seems more like your friends were jerks than that it was the fault of this RPG stuff. Maybe you should try again with people that aren't jerks. And not allow anyone to bring milk.

[semiaquatic]

I'm rude for telling it like it is, that's exactly it.

Although you're not even able to read this so I should just keep on writing how stupid that thought is, because it really is.

[inator]

You know, you're always so sure you're the one who's right!

[inator]

But I could forgive them if they were ms!

Everyone is a jerk, though!

[inator]

Everyone interested whose name does not rhyme with Larry the, um...

Does anything rhyme with Professor?

No, I suppose you're not.

[semiaquatic]

Because I am right, Doofenshmirtz.