IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[inator]

Well, I'll make sure they aren't like that.

[inator]

Yes!

[inator]

I am already getting sassed by students. Wonderful.

[mysterytwin]

Soooooo you'll make them brainless zombies?

[remembertheroses]

That sounds very exciting. Is it very difficult?

[inator]

Extremely! But you know, it's not fun without a challenge!

[inator]

Not brainless. Me-brained.

You're not a very good listener.

[remembertheroses]

Have you done it before Professor?

[eighttimeshandy]

Perhaps you shouldn't make yourself such an easy target. I'm hardly even trying.

[inator]

Well, no...

[inator]

Oh, yeah? Well, perhaps you should respect your teachers.

[mysterytwin]

But if you take away their freedom of will, they're just going to be mindless...

You know what? Never mind. I think my brain just hurt itself.

[remembertheroses]

Oh.

Do you need help? I am not very smart, but I do not mind helping in any way I can.

[eighttimeshandy]

Oh gosh, you're right. Maybe I should respect my teachers. I hadn't thought of that at all. My goodness, how ever shall I make it up to you, Professor?

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[mysterytwin]

Mabel, don't you remember what happened when I cloned myself last year in order to dance with Wendy at the school ball?

[skullsandstuff]

Not unless you could read each others' minds constantly. Unless people know why you're doing whatever you're doing, it's very easy to offend them. Especially when they're sensitive.

Why? Did they beat you or something?

[inator]

But I'll know what they're thinking because it's what I'll be thinking!

Noooo. Why would they do that?

[inator]

Well, to start, you could

Oh, I see. You're being sarcastic, aren't you, Mister?

[inator]

Sure! All the help we can get is good!

[inator]

Sometimes that happens when your brain tries to comprehend genius.

[eighttimeshandy]

No, not at all! I would never do that. I am 100% serious!

[inator]

Gee, I'm not sure if I believe you... Hmm...

[remembertheroses]

Ok! What can I do to help?

[inator]

I have no idea yet! But I'll figure it out!

[remembertheroses]

Please feel free to contact me over the journals Professor. I wish you luck in finding more help.