dressrobes | IC Pr9spective: Kankri Vantas

Character name: Kankri Vantas
Player name: Ri
Plot-related? Nope

Hell9, students 9f H9gwarts and students at heart. 6eginning this m9st auspici9us year at 9ur prestigi9us academy, there are n9netheless s9me predictca6le c9cnerns to 6e raised in any such diverse gr9up 9f individuals. I shall attempt t9 6e 6rief.

9ver time I have n9ticed a startling lack of c9ncern f9r the feelings of y9ur fell9w students and staff. It pains me t9 see infighting and disc9rd t9 this degree. Theref9re I w9uld like t9 9ffer my inexhausti6le skill as a mediat9r, alth9ugh I am n9 l9nger technically 9ne 9f y9ur peers. If y9u have any c9ncerns, feel free to appr9ach me at any time. I will d9 my 6est to pr9vide a n9njudgmental envir9nment t9 f9ster g99dwill and free and in9ffensive discussion 6etween all parties inv9lved.

Enj9y the new year, every9ne, and warmest welc9me back t9 H9gwarts!

Hello, students of Hogwarts and students at heart. Beginning this most auspicious year at our prestigious academy, there are nonetheless some predictable concerns to be raised in any such diverse group of individuals. I shall attempt to be brief.

Over time I have noticed a startling lack of concern for the feelings of your fellow students and staff. It pains me to see infighting and discord to this degree. Therefore I would like to offer my inexhaustible skill as a mediator, although I am no longer technically one of your peers. If you have any concerns, feel free to approach me at any time. I will do my best to provide a nonjudgmental environment to foster goodwill and free and inoffensive discussion between all parties involved.

Enjoy the new year, everyone, and warmest welcome back to Hogwarts!

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I am uncertain what y9u mean. Must I have an angle?

If your "corporeal challenges" make penmanship as difficult as you say they do, you wouldn't be spending your time writing long, boring, pompous diatribes to people you've never met.

So the question is, why are you posing as a ghost? What are you getting out of this?

Edited 2012-09-03 01:28 (UTC)

[What.]

H9W DARE Y9U PRESUME T9 THINK THAT Y9U KN9W ME. H9W DARE Y9U UNDERMINE THE PAIN AND ANGUISH THAT MY FAMILY HAS G9NE THR9UGH 6ECAUSE 9F ME. Y9U HAVE N9 IDEA WH9 I AM, Y9U CANN9T PRESUME T9 KN9W MY EXPERIENCES 6ETTER THAN I D9 JUST 6ECAUSE Y9U ARE T99 FEE6LEMINDED T9 6ELIEVE THAT THE W9RLD IS 6IGGER THAN WHAT Y9U Y9URSELF HAVE SEEN.

I c9nsider myself a pacifist and an intellectual, 6ut y9u are incredi6ly lucky that I can't get my hands 9n y9u.

You can drop the whole "corporeally challenged" thing now.

It was pretty good though. You really had me going for a while.

Edited 2012-09-03 02:39 (UTC)

My name is Kankri Vantas. I am the twin 6r9ther t9 the Hist9ry 9f Magic Pr9fess9r and Head 9f Gryffind9r H9use, Salvad9r Vantas.

I was anat9mically disp9ssessed in April 9f 1994, f9ll9wing a duelling accident in my 5th year at H9gwarts.

F9r the past 17 years I have hidden fr9m my 6r9ther, that he w9uldn't learn a69ut my change 9f state, 6ut n9w that he will 6e at the castle 9n a full-time 6asis, I decided that it w9uld 6e in every9ne's 6est interest f9r me t9 reveal myself lest I cause further pain t9 my l9ved 9nes.

Suuuurrrreeee....

Honestly though, you've put a lot of thought into this. I'm impressed.

I w9n't waste my time with y9u anym9re. Either y9u will 6elieve me when the sch99l year starts, 9r y9u w9n't, 6ut I will n9t 6e insulted 6y a stu669rn 6rat wh9 is unwilling t9 listen t9 reas9n.

Alright then, Kankri Vantas.

Have a nice life! Oh wait...

IC Pr9spective: Kankri Vantas

#filtered #g99d j9b #I'm s9 pr9ud

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#Filtered #1/?

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#Filtered #tw: verbal bitchslap

How was that a verbal bitchslap?

#idk but #apparently you're not filtering anymore

[FILTERED, you pedant]