IC Pr9spective: Kankri Vantas

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Character name: Kankri Vantas
Player name: Ri
Plot-related? Nope



Hell9, students 9f H9gwarts and students at heart. 6eginning this m9st auspici9us year at 9ur prestigi9us academy, there are n9netheless s9me predictca6le c9cnerns to 6e raised in any such diverse gr9up 9f individuals. I shall attempt t9 6e 6rief.

9ver time I have n9ticed a startling lack of c9ncern f9r the feelings of y9ur fell9w students and staff. It pains me t9 see infighting and disc9rd t9 this degree. Theref9re I w9uld like t9 9ffer my inexhausti6le skill as a mediat9r, alth9ugh I am n9 l9nger technically 9ne 9f y9ur peers. If y9u have any c9ncerns, feel free to appr9ach me at any time. I will d9 my 6est to pr9vide a n9njudgmental envir9nment t9 f9ster g99dwill and free and in9ffensive discussion 6etween all parties inv9lved.

Enj9y the new year, every9ne, and warmest welc9me back t9 H9gwarts!

Hello, students of Hogwarts and students at heart. Beginning this most auspicious year at our prestigious academy, there are nonetheless some predictable concerns to be raised in any such diverse group of individuals. I shall attempt to be brief.

Over time I have noticed a startling lack of concern for the feelings of your fellow students and staff. It pains me to see infighting and discord to this degree. Therefore I would like to offer my inexhaustible skill as a mediator, although I am no longer technically one of your peers. If you have any concerns, feel free to approach me at any time. I will do my best to provide a nonjudgmental environment to foster goodwill and free and inoffensive discussion between all parties involved.

Enjoy the new year, everyone, and warmest welcome back to Hogwarts!

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Real fucking presumptuous indeed. Slap a trigger warning on that. #Prying Asshole. Seriously you're prying hard enough to stretch this shit further than goatse.

I'm fucking fine.

#Getting real tired 9f y9ur 6ullshit #D9n't make him fly thr9ugh y9u #6ro he died 6ef9re G9atse

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I'm n9t g9ing t9 pretend I underst99d that reference, 6ecause y9u will pr96ably explain it and then I will 6e m9rally 96ligated t9 6e 9ffended.

Y9u haven't changed a 6it, have y9u Strider? 9ther than in height, that is.

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[#dead family mem6ers
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I am s9rry. A69ut y9ur 6r9ther.

filtered #come at me bro

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah I will explain it. Basically you take a guy's asshole. Then you stretch it to the point even a horsecock would have room enough to move around and get comfortable. There's goatse.




I don't have a brother anymore.

#filtered #tw: harsh truths

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Given that I already stated the likelih99d 9f my 6eing 9ffended 6y y9ur m9dern p9p culture reference, and the incredi6ly high likelih99d that y9u extrap9lated f9r the sheer purp9se 9f getting a rise 9ut 9f me s9 that I w9uld g9 9ff 9n a tangent and f9rget the real issue at hand, f9r 9nce I am g9ing t9 n9t run that particular issue int9 the gr9und in lieu 9f turning my attenti9n t9 the m9re severe matter.

Which is t9 say that, n9 9ffense, 6ut 6y that l9gic, neither d9es Salvad9r.

I m9nit9r the happenings in the j9urnals as much as d9es any student 9r staff mem6er. I c9uld n9t help 6ut n9tice the n9 d9u6t still s9re su6ject which caused y9u t9 have t9 depart the sch99l 6ef9re the end 9f the term. As such, I wished merely t9 9ffer my c9nd9lences, having 9nce witnessed firsthand what damage the l9ss 9f a l9ved 9ne can cause t9 a family. L9sing a 6r9ther in particular can hurt deeply, and it is n9t a pain that I w9uld wish 9n any9ne. I can imagine that it is much m9re difficult when there is a child inv9lved, and f9r what it is w9rth, I 6elieve that y9u are d9ing well in that regard. With 69th 9f them.

He w9uld 6e pr9ud 9f y9u, Dirk.