ficklefuckwit: (it's time to come clean)
ficklefuckwit ([personal profile] ficklefuckwit) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-07-11 10:19 pm
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IC Prospective: Jake English

Character: Jake English!
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Anna
Plot specific: Nnnnope.



I dont believe neytiri is going to take terribly well to me flying around on a regular basis.
She never did like it when i left the house in scotland, once she couldnt come with me anymore.
What am i going to do with her when im not a first year and can try out for quidditch? Goodness, what a predicament.
Neytiri, darling, youre the neediest feline ive ever known.
Though i suppose i havent known many.

On another topic, how long is too long for someone like myself to continually get lost in these blasted hallways?
I feel like its excusable to get lost in a new place for a period, but it feels like maybe ive been getting lost longer than i should.
Never have had the greatest sense of direction.


[[ooc; hi i meant to post this like three days ago sob.]]
givesyouaboner: (001)

they're totally like, in school or sth

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Did you seriously name your cat after a shitty blue alien?
Wow, lame. I feel sorry for your cat.
She can be friends with Orangina, though. They can scout out the dorm for pests and get rid of them all.

You're still getting lost? I suggest investing in a map or something.
givesyouaboner: (it's just something we have no)

whatever helps works, i think :3b

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahha brb, I'm choking on my laughter.
That just means your cat is naive and doesn't know any better. If she realised who she was namesake to, she'd hate herself.
Orangina is still small, but she can take care of herself. She's worthy enough for shades; she can handle anything and she's a superb swimmer.

A teacher? Alternatively I can draw one for you.
givesyouaboner: (but somehow it seems)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Just being real with you, bro.
She loves them. I'm teaching her to give pawbumps.

Fiine, don't trust me.
I wonder what your professors will think of habitual tardies.
givesyouaboner: (now hush little baby)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Your gran tried turning her dogs into Godzilla, but helping a kitten get her Strider swag is weird?
I don't get you.

Oh yeah?
Guess what, cubism is lame.
If you aren't careful, you will be. They'd either give you lines or detention, probably.
I heard if you're particularly late they feed you to the forest monsters.
givesyouaboner: (I'll do anything)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's not freaky at all.
Your dog was just really some dude creeping on you while you slept.
Cool.

Oh right. I keep forgetting you're real life actual jungle boy Jake English.
It's okay, Mogli, I'm sure they'll cut you some slack.
givesyouaboner: (011)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
That depends. Did he lick himself while looking out for you?
If so, then his intentions may not have been best.

You just swang from tree to tree and yelled about like a howler monkey.
givesyouaboner: (010)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You should be more observant. Dreadful things could happen otherwise.

Is your hometown really the Mole People capitol of Australia, Jake?
givesyouaboner: (from the ice inside your soul)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I could send it away. That'd be enough.

You really are a mole person.
That or a mutant, destined to spend all of eternity in the sewers.
Going up to the surface is illegal for you.
givesyouaboner: (collecting your jar of hearts)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's creepy?

Ha. I never insinuated you were that cool, Jake.
How are the streets of Old New York?
givesyouaboner: (005)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow hey. Don't get your panties in a twist.
It was a joke.
givesyouaboner: (and don't you know I'm not your ghost)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I uh look
I didn't mean anyt
I'm at fault here too.
I shouldn't have said anything.
givesyouaboner: (Default)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake.
I
I understand that.
Understand it so much I should've known better than to say anything at all.
givesyouaboner: (Default)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a plan.
I heard the kitchen is near the Hufflepuff dorms.
We could get us some broschetta.
And be bros.
Maybe have some broscht.
Then we could go explore the dungeon or something.
Edited 2012-07-17 18:34 (UTC)
givesyouaboner: (001)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
Do you think you can get to the Great Hall without hangups?
givesyouaboner: (Default)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It really is hard to miss it.
I'll meet you there in about ten minutes.
If you're not there by then, I'll start a search party.
givesyouaboner: (.016.)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-17 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[With that, Dirk closes his journal and stuffs it in his satchel. It takes but a few minutes for him to make his way out of the library and on his way to the Great Hall. He keeps his eye out for Jake the entire time.]
givesyouaboner: (Default)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-19 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah.

And you didn't get lost.

[For this, Jake earns a fistpump.]
dou8letrou8le: (08)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-07-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Just 8e careful not to wind up in the dungeons.
Students never come 8ack from there.
dou8letrou8le: (11)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-07-12 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
That or when the dungeon creatures find you.
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[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-07-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you serious?
You would r8ther 8e mauled 8y a 8east than miss your lessons?
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[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-07-12 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I am lead to believe getting lost in Hogwarts is perfectly normal, even into the higher years.