IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[strongjumps]

D --> I expected it to go poorly, with a simply shunning or some rude words. I did not expect to be spat upon.

He seems rather serious about my alleged assaulting.

[arachnoble]

Are you certain you approached them appropriately?

He isn't.

[strongjumps]

D --> I would not be surprised if they were so appalled because of some incredibly minute detail that escaped my perception.

If he is not serious, then why did he even interact with me?

[arachnoble]

It's more likely than you think.

Because he found it amusing, more than likely.

[strongjumps]

D --> I suppose I will have to be even more careful, next time.

He did not seem very amused. If he was, he shows it in quite the unusual manner.

[arachnoble]

Good luck with that.

He shows it in a manner he calls ironic. His children are the same.

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D --> How is that ironic?

How could anyone endure him long enough to have CHILDREN?

[arachnoble]

That's just what he claims.

It's a mystery. Or he budded.